Songs NOT to play at weddings (2 Viewers)

[Lefty Frizzell]

'Who's sorry now?'

"Any chance for me lads?"

 

[pete]

My dad got up and sang 'Yesterday' at their wedding reception....

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

 

[george mcfly]

Anything by the Macc Lads

do you wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

[evil bandit]

Everday I love you less and less by Kaiser Chiefs.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

The Mountain Goats - No Children

Deadly song though.

I hope that our few remaining friends
give up on trying to save us.
I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot
to piss off the dumb few that forgave us.
I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight.
And I hope we hang on past the last exit;
I hope its already too late.
And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
someday burns down;
and I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away,
and i never come back to this town again.

in my life,
i hope i lie,
and tell everyone you were a good wife.
and i hope you die!
i hope we both die!

I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow;
I hope it bleeds all day long.
Our friends say its darkest before the sun rises,
we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
I hope it stays dark forever.
I hope the worst isn't over.
I hope you blink before I do.
I hope I never get sober.
And I hope when you think of me years down the line,
you can't find one good thing to say.
And i'd hope that if I'd found the strength to walk out,
you'd stay the hell out of my way.

i am drowning.
there is no sign of land.
you are coming down with me,
hand in unloveable hand.
and i hope you die!
i hope we both die!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Its My Party (And I'll cry if I Want To)

ARAB STRAP-'soaps' or alternatively 'packs of three'(any song that starts with 'it was the biggest cock youd ever seen, but youve no idea where that cock has been is perfect for a wedding!'

 

[Scientician 0.8]

David Gray- This Year's Love

 

[wild_cat]

garth brooks 'friends in low places'

My cousin had that played at the church for her wedding, three months later shes living with another guy.

 

[headmuzik]

Anything from GUT Soundsystem : http://www.myspace.com/gutsoundsystem
also useful for ruining a happy mood:
TG24 Box Set - 24 Hours of Throbbing Gristle
Khanate's - Khanate
Nurse with Wound - Chance Meeting....
Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music
Merzbow - Tauromachine
John Cale and Faust - Outside the Dream Syndicate Live

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

My cousin had that played at the church for her wedding, three months later shes living with another guy.

So she had it played IN the church? On the church organ like?

I don't believe that happened.

 

[B.F. Finlayson]

My cousin had that played at the church for her wedding, three months later shes living with another guy.

Wexford.

 

[BC]

whitehouse: "philosophy of the wife-beater".

 

[carbide]

the electric chairs: 'fuck off'

criminally underused.

 

[ernesto]

i would do anything for love (but i wont do that) - meatloaf

that came on on the radio in the car on the way back from Naas on Friday. i simultaeniously (sp?) shouted along and pissed my self laughing.

car stinks

 

[Owen]

Nine Inch Nails-Closer

 

[lympog]

'love will tear us apart' joy division

 

[La La]

Nine Inch Nails-Closer

why the fuck didnt i think of that one? .|..|

 

[Kilterr-Aidan]

Smack my bitch up - Prodigy

 

[Zeelander]

Thanks to those of you who rose to the challenge of suggesting inappropriate marriage-themed songs. As for the rest of you: I don't think you really 'got' the assignment and you've wasted my time and your own. You guys used to be cool.

 

[hermie]

Nirvana's "Rape Me"

this thread was made for billy.wasn't it you who was saying that your mates had suspicious minds for the first dance at their wedding "caught in a trap..."