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[Wheels]

When I was about 7, my Mam was going to bed and told me she saw me standing on my bed waggling my finger at the door and saying 'comic relief, comic relief' until I sudddenly dove back on the bed still fast asleep. I presume comic relief was on that night or something.

 

[sugar_referee]

record breaking, modh coinníolach sleep jabber :

me : mmfrmm dá mbeadh mé ag bag of toast


also

My older brother a few years back was going down the late shop. I asked him to get me a bar. When he came back, I was snoozing in my leaba

Slumbering Fergus : ' put the Galaxy beside the bed'

it was a dairy milk, but anyhow in the morning I woke up with dried chocolate caking my face, my chest and my entire pillow. I could only assume I tried to munch it down in my sleep, gave it up as a bad job, and left it on my face. Then I rolled around for a bit.

also

The little woman lay awake.

SulmberingFergus ' Whats your FUCKing problem, bitch'

 

[classic seanc]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET AWWWAYYYYY!!!"


While sleeping through Scarface. I think I was dreaming myself into the chainsaw scene.

 

[La La]

my friend doesnt sleep walk often, but she told me one night she woke up sopping wet and shivering.

turns out she'd gotten up during the night, had a cold shower, put heaps of shampoo in her hair, hadnt washed it out and gotten back into bed.

groggy.

 

[theweeyin]

I've recently been heard saying teacher things in my sleep like "you've all got to be responsible for yourselves" and "you've all got detention"

 

[HitLikesAGirl]

I don't know what you're talking about. I certainly don't favour such a position, I'm more of a fetal man myself.

case in point

WHO'S IN DA HAUUUUUS!

 

[Alex from BB]

case in point

WHO'S IN DA HAUUUUUS!

Hey nice suit man! Respect!

 

[Zeelander]

Cuddling up to my sleeping boyfriend one night shortly after we'd started seeing each other--

Him: Nooo, this is no way to fight crime!

Me: What isn't?

Him: Grabbing each other's garbage at the back of the superhouse!

 

[Wheels]

Cuddling up to my sleeping boyfriend one night shortly after we'd started seeing each other--

Him: Nooo, this is no way to fight crime!

Me: What isn't?

Him: Grabbing each other's garbage at the back of the superhouse!

He's very special, he really is.

 

[wild_cat]

My brother and I tried to wake our other brother up one night and he said this....


"Meabh go out and milk the cows..."


Meabh being his high ex-fashion girlfriend who would have a problem even walking through the un cemented bit of our yard.