Worst film you've ever seen (1 Viewer)

[CitySickness]

That film with johnny knoxville where he played a disabled athlete.

Karate Kid?

 

[cephalopod]

Great movie.

Should have been left on the stage. Don't know whether it was Julia Roberts, Damian Rice, the stilted unnatural dialogue, the cynical plot or what..but I despised it.

 

[Yurn!]

Should have been left on the stage. Don't know whether it was Julia Roberts, Damian Rice, the stilted unnatural dialogue, the cynical plot or what..but I despised it.

yeah i could see the shifting poeple in the cinema clearly thinking that too. I sat there transfixed and developing a worrying revelatory man-crush on Clive 'Fuck off and die you fucked up slag' Owen.

 

[Jill Hives]

Should have been left on the stage. Don't know whether it was Julia Roberts, Damian Rice, the stilted unnatural dialogue, the cynical plot or what..but I despised it.

"Good, now fuck off and die...you fucked up slag!" is one of my all time favourite lines. That alone makes it NOT the worst.

 

[cephalopod]

This has been widely quoted as one of the most dire movies of recent times in the US this summer

 

[cephalopod]

"Good, now fuck off and die...you fucked up slag!" is one of my all time favourite lines. That alone makes it NOT the worst.

Ah yeah, it's far from the worst. It's just one of the ones that I expected to be way better...left me a bit..huh?

Can I add Anchorman to that list?

 

[Jill Hives]

Can I add Anchorman to that list?

Too the worst list? By all means...go right ahead. Ditto.

 

[jane]

We Don't Live Here Anymore
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Pretty much the same fucking boring movie. Go watch old episodes of thirtysomething instead. Or better yet, eat your own eyeballs. More fun and also less awful.

 

[Wilbert]

A good movie featuring Kevin Costner is No Way Out

'Open Range' is a great movie.

 

[cephalopod]

 

[Catwoman]

This movie is so shit it made me angry

We have a winner. I mean, there's loads of bad movies (Matrix, Notting Hill, Clerks 2, most things with Jennifer Lopez) but this is the only one that's made me think that being dead would be more welcome than being in the cinema at that moment in time. And the critics lapped it up - 'blah blah blah, at last a film for grown ups'. Gah!

 

[therealjohnny]

Reason why The Fifth Element should not be mentioned in this thread

 

[Vinnie]

I think Leni Riefenstahl directed this piece of propaganda bollocks

 

[cephalopod]

I watched this

 

[Jill Hives]

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Really? I loved this film.

 

[Catwoman]

I watched this

Why???

 

[hermie]

so many great movies being mentioned here

i suppose it would be a pretty boring thread if everyone was saying scary movie 2 or something. I'd agree that Closer can't be far off worst ever...

 

[george mcfly]

Why???

hey you told me that was your favourite film?!??

 

[RSJ]

What's with all the Clerks 2 hate? There was some great total asshole humour in there. And the dance scene! Egads!

 

[cephalopod]

Why???

I was accompanying someone to the cinema. They enjoyed it. Our friendship was doomed.