Worst film you've ever seen (2 Viewers)

[Vinnie]

I think I'd like to kill Kevin Smith. And if I could do it with the severed head of Richard Linklater it would be just perfect.

 

[cephalopod]

I way prefer Clerks 2 and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the excruciating Chasing Amy. At least I got at least one laugh from each of the former.

 

[evil bandit]

Reason why fifth element should

Open Range, Thirteen Days, A Perfect World, JFK, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Dances with Wolves, Bull Durham, No Way Out and The Untouchables are all good Costner flicks.

This piece of shit has just come to mind as the worst film ever

 

[therealjohnny]

Reason why fifth element should

true- this screeching fool almost ruined it


almost

 

[jane]

Really? I loved this film.

Oh, no, I couldn't do it. I really hated it. I think I hated that We Don't Live Here Anymore one way more, though.

 

[Pram Stroker]

This has been widely quoted as one of the most dire movies of recent times in the US this summer

Pretty pathetic to include a film ya haven't even seen in the Worst Movies *YOU'VE* Ever Seen thread.
Plus Terry Crews is in it, so that must be at least ONE redeeming factor.

Agreed, Closer made me very very angry.
Can't believe that piece of tripe was written by Forbes McAllister/Lawrence Knowles/Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead the Third etc!

 

[cephalopod]

Any of that sort of shite

 

[Yurn!]

Richard Linklater.

This piece of shit has just come to mind as the worst film ever

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Mr. Bay has MANY options on this thread.

 

[CitySickness]

What's with all the Clerks 2 hate? There was some great total asshole humour in there. And the dance scene! Egads!

I'd rather be nailed to a burning table than watch that laughless cup of wank one more time.

 

[cephalopod]

Pretty pathetic to include a film ya haven't even seen in the Worst Movies *YOU'VE* Ever Seen thread.
Plus Terry Crews is in it, so that must be at least ONE redeeming factor.

Agreed, Closer made me very very angry.
Can't believe that piece of tripe was written by Forbes McAllister/Lawrence Knowles/Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead the Third etc!

No need to be so pedantic..do you want me to reference the places where it was slated?

 

[Catwoman]

hey you told me that was your favourite film?!??

You're confusing it with

 

[nlgbbbblth]

worst

Blue Streak

 

[Squiggle]

Actually the worst film I've ever seen was one chosen by a friend that I used to go to the cinema with - she loved it. I never went to the cinema with her again. The film was so bad that I have successfully blotted all memory of it, just the agony and lesson (namely never go to the cinema with that friend) remain.

I've been trying, unsuccessfully to remember the film, or even some of the plot (if it had one) but all I can remember was hours of excruciating boredom and feeling trapped.

 

[CitySickness]

Really. Skullfuckingly bad.

 

[cephalopod]

Actually the worst film I've ever seen was one chosen by a friend that I used to go to the cinema with - she loved it. I never went to the cinema with her again. The film was so bad that I have successfully blotted all memory of it, just the agony and lesson (namely never go to the cinema with that friend) remain.

Oh no you did-n't?

 

[nofriendo]

What's with all the Clerks 2 hate? There was some great total asshole humour in there. And the dance scene! Egads!

na it was just directed by an asshole!

 

[Squiggle]

Didn't what?

Oh no you did-n't?

?

 

[cephalopod]

Fixed it now....

 

[cephalopod]

a bit of speculation on movie that could evoke such a response

 

[Squiggle]

Fixed it now....

No, not that one. NOTHING would induce me to watch that.