why are there so many threads started by men on thumped about beards? (1 Viewer)

[Ciansy]

I had a beard for a while when I was sixteen and pretended to be twenty-four, then again for a while recently. My facial hair grows really, really quickly up to a point, then stops.

 

[jane]

And don't forget:

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=49217&highlight=beard+forum

and:
http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=5258&highlight=beard+forum


Sayin'.

 

[Cormcolash]

I think we should move on from beards to amazing moustaches. That's the way of progression. It's the future man.

www.myspace.com/cormaccomplan

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i used to have a mustache years ago, don't think i'd grow it again

 

[sugar_referee]

I like to talk about facial hair because it's the only part of a man he can choose to have that needs cosmetic attention. When I brush my teeth or wash my thighs, it's because I have to . When I trim my beard, it's because I want to

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I like to talk about facial hair because it's the only part of a man he can choose to have that needs cosmetic attention. When I brush my teeth or wash my thighs, it's because I have to . When I trim my beard, it's because I want to

yes, well said. and yet at the same time growing a beard is like a complete liberation from the horror of personal grooming. "i dont want to shave so i wont" im sure many beardies say to themselves.

 

[Cormcolash]

yes, well said. and yet at the same time growing a beard is like a complete liberation from the horror of personal grooming. "i dont want to shave so i wont" im sure many beardies say to themselves.

Fuckin a.

 

[seanface]

I think we should move on from beards to amazing moustaches. That's the way of progression. It's the future man.

www.myspace.com/cormaccomplan

http://bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=5383036864&PhotoId=6671401433&PhotoAlbumId=6554797164I concur

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha, heil Sean! I also used your Keith David avatar for a poster once. They Live fuckin rules.

 

[flashback]

I had a beard for a while when I was sixteen and pretended to be twenty-four, then again for a while recently. My facial hair grows really, really quickly up to a point, then stops.

16?

I was able to... say more or less... grow a "beard", well last year basically. When I was 30.
It wouldn't really be a beard though in the traditional sense of the word now in fairness. More a collection of eye lashes growing on the chin region.

I concur

That... is fucking terrifying. Axis of Evil type of a thing.

 

[Thebeard]

Beards beards, beards beards beards beards beards. Moustache.

 

[maims bond]

"why are there so many threads started by men on thumped about beards?"

because women can't grow beards, ergo, they can't start threads about them. believe me, if women could grow them, you wouldn't stop banging on about them as well.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

hang on there now - nobody's "banging on" about beards. if shoes need 3451 threads dedicated to them then theres no way a complex and multi-faceted topic like beards can be adequately dealt with in a single thread. and i dont even have a beard.

 

[snakybus]

"why are there so many threads started by men on thumped about beards?"

because women can't grow beards, ergo, they can't start threads about them. believe me, if women could grow them, you wouldn't stop banging on about them as well.

They could talk about their lady beards, so they could.

 

[maims bond]

hang on there now - nobody's "banging on" about beards. if shoes need 3451 threads dedicated to them then theres no way a complex and multi-faceted topic like beards can be adequately dealt with in a single thread. and i dont even have a beard.

oh shit, sorry, that was an awful choice of words. Let me just say, I am bebearded as well so I could talk about them all day.

 

[maims bond]

They could talk about their lady beards, so they could.

oh they're gonna derep the fuck out of you, that's a very sensitive subject. they can talk liberally about bleeding every month but female facial hair: the last great taboo.

 

[snakybus]

oh they're gonna derep the fuck out of you, that's a very sensitive subject. they can talk liberally about bleeding every month but female facial hair: the last great taboo.

I meant their fannies!

 

[Cormcolash]

I'm totally gonna get a Hitler moustache before I shave it all off.

 

[george mcfly]

i've thrown away my razor

all i listen to anymore is Creedence anyway..

 

[george mcfly]

actually, there's a guy in here who grows the most amazing beard ever
it stops just under his eyes
genuinely looks like nothing i've ever seen

all that's clear are his eyes and nose

he gets the most amazing double takes that i have ever seen while walking through the campus
it's like an escaped ape