why are there so many threads started by men on thumped about beards? (1 Viewer)

[Diddles]

Can we have a beard forum. Beard maintenance. Moose's beard. Beard in work.


Yes, yis're all very manly. Now stop going on about beards.

 

[Vinnie]

Edit: Diddles already made the joke. I am a thicks.

 

[Ciansy]

I think Chuck Norris's beard makes him look rather simian, rather than manly. Ladies*, is this a good thing?


*insert whatever is necessary to make this non-sexist.

 

[snakybus]

hands up all you beardy guys who are really, really chuffed that diddles called you manly?

I can't grow a proper beard

 

[Scientician 0.8]

'Cos beards don't answer back.

 

[theoootini]

they don't mind when you leave the seat up...

 

[damien]

they don't leave you until you decide to get rid of them

 

[Space]

Anyone wanna buy a beard:

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=789724#post789724

 

[plug]

beard. huhuhuhuh...

 

[ernesto]

i love my beard, its very trimmed these days though.
beards are deadly

 

[zero_hero]

i love my beard, its very trimmed these days though.
beards are deadly

They are indeed take so long to grow you never want to get rid of them.

 

[Space]

I've discovered that I've got the softest stubble ever since I've shaved mine off. So soft that I don't want to shave again now.

 

[Diddles]

I think yis're really talking about your 'down there' beards.

 

[Space]

I think yis're really talking about your 'down there' beards.

That's what you'd like to think eh?

 

[It Will Never Last]

You wouldn't see beards taking ages to pay for groceries at the supermarket...

 

[Diddles]

Do you like to stroke your beards?

I love beards by the way. I wouldn't marry anyone without one.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Do you like to stroke your beards?

Yes. I also like to play with the little tuft of hair under my lower lip. Its great fun.

 

[Diddles]

Apparently development agencies involved in microfinancing are more interested in granting loans to bearded men because studies have shown that they either spend the profits on their beards or put them back into the facial hair business, while unshaven men tend to spend it on hookers, get AIDS and pass that on to their families.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Apparently development agencies involved in microfinancing are more interested in granting loans to bearded men because studies have shown that they either spend the profits on their beards or put them back into the facial hair business, while unshaven men tend to spend it on hookers, get AIDS and pass that on to their families.

Eggs-actly.

 

[ernesto]

Apparently development agencies involved in microfinancing are more interested in granting loans to bearded men because studies have shown that they either spend the profits on their beards or put them back into the facial hair business, while unshaven men tend to spend it on hookers, get AIDS and pass that on to their families.

nice work.

best thread ever