What's the best rumour you've heard about yourself? (1 Viewer)

[Super Dexta]

I sold you heroin at deaf.
People used to ask me for drugs a lot. I DON'T HAVE ANY!

i heard you went on a mad coke bender for a week with yer one who's a total coke head and you left the country and all.

 

[RSJ]

Oh, my ex from when i wa 18 who i'm still besht mates with just had a baby a few weeks back with her fella and all over christmas, people were coming up congratulating us. Someone even stopped her ma on the street and tried to convince her the babby is mine. Nuts.

edit: Oh and i've a brother who's a few years older than me, and with his generation of mates, the rumour was that it was his, cos they didn't actually know who i was so they assumed it was him (i'm brian, he's barry). Cork people are thick.

 

[Beanstalk]

Mine had on the front "Cos it's like that....."
and on the back "...and that's the way it is!"

That's class!