Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

if i was will smith i'd get a refund on willow's private school fees, she sings like a ghetto-knacker

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

she probably paid for it herself.

 

[Jill Hives]

Barsexual. Added to my vocabulary. That's worth this thread alone, thanks nooly.

 

[nooleen]

she probably paid for it herself.

she probably paid for elocution lessons in how to sound gangsta

hey, it sells

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

is will smith even gangsta or was he always minted?not that im saying all non-minted black folk are gangsta's mind you...

 

[nooleen]

he's ghetto but his uncle is rich, i believe

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

who would have thought?his young fella needs a haircut

"Smith gave $1.3 million to charities in 2007......$122,500 went to three Scientology organizations"

BURN HIM!!

 

[rettucs]

Ah lads, do you not feel like the earnest part of your soul has died?

jonah, see your avatar. Thats what I'm doing now!

 

[St. Fechin]

I've forgotten what exact POV I was pretending to take on this. Great thread btw.

 

[jonah]

No need to take everything so seriously lads!

 

[St. Fechin]

I have to say I think Rhianna is particularly awful. She sounds like an auto-tuned goat.

The songs themselves aren't that bad in general though, but that Girl in the world one is total shite.

Total butterface too. Nice legs, nice bod, but a face like a hammerhead shark.

Nice big arse on her alright, which is all that matters in a pop singer these days, isn't it?
A lot of her recent songs seem to be on the subject of riding, but manage not to be unpleasant/obnoxious about it. imho.

Katy Perry on the other hand, has a desperate coquettishness about her which just comes across as grotty. Hideous. A mate of mine with a dismayingly bad taste in women has the horn for her though, he likes Peaches Geldof too, the loon. :S

 

[St. Fechin]

Nicola would be Ringo.

Nadine Coyle would be George Best.

You're Hot and you're Cold


god I hate her

and Beyoncé

I like her bottom.

he's ghetto but his uncle is rich, i believe

Damn richers.

 

[jonah]

Fechin's an ass man.

 

[St. Fechin]

Fechin's an ass man.

 

[rettucs]

I <3 LILLY ALLEN

there I've said it

 

[Carlow Punks!]

I'm with Fechin on this: a nice ass is god's way of saying hello

 

[Cormcolash]

I was working stage crew at a Rihanna gig in Belfast a few years back.
Halfway through the day, the runner (the guy who gets the lovely job of running about getting shit that the 'artist' asks for) comes up to a bunch of us to tell us a story. Turns out Rihanna had just asked him to go to a sex shop and get her a black latex fist. That wasn't for use on stage, that's for sure!

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

A barman in Haydens hotel in Ballinasloe told me that Jordan went there once and spat in peoples drinks. This is the kind of anecdote that belongs here, right?

 

[nooleen]

This is the kind of anecdote that belongs here, right?

STAR ANECDOTE: my mum once had to deal with bono through her job when he was a kid and says he was an arrogant little bollix. no change there then.

Damn richers.

that uncle phil, he sure do get my goat

 

[nooleen]

I was working stage crew at a Rihanna gig in Belfast a few years back.
Halfway through the day, the runner (the guy who gets the lovely job of running about getting shit that the 'artist' asks for) comes up to a bunch of us to tell us a story. Turns out Rihanna had just asked him to go to a sex shop and get her a black latex fist. That wasn't for use on stage, that's for sure!