Kermit McDermott
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Roger. Waters.
Yeah. Well he's almost 80.
Yeah. Well he's almost 80.
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I was sitting with a mate and his missus/girlfriend/partner.
I was wearing a band t-shirt, which happened to be my mates band.
Herself asks "what's it like sitting between two fans?"
"Cool!" He replied.
Didn't know where else to put that. It took a second to land but what a response. He's the drummer as well.
I was wearing a band t-shirt, which happened to be my mates band.
Herself asks "what's it like sitting between two fans?"
"Cool!" He replied.
Didn't know where else to put that. It took a second to land but what a response. He's the drummer as well.
badum tish.
What happens when two primary school teachers get into bed together?
We can workshop it together.
I might have posted this dad classic before (better said than read):
Q: How do you trap a polar bear?
A: Cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle garden peas around the edge. Then when the bear comes out for a pea, you kick him in the hole.
Q: How do you trap a polar bear?
A: Cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle garden peas around the edge. Then when the bear comes out for a pea, you kick him in the hole.
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Keeping you on your toes.replacing my cancelled with a
Evolution basically turns into maths pretty quickly. So if you're against maths, you'd be against evolution by implication. Evolution is the slippery end of the maths dildo.
Cheese came into the chat today.
A friend said "Oh I've got loads of jokes about cheese".
I says "Yeah that's called a platter mate". It did seem to break the room saying that. Even when I had to repeat it. Not many one-liners survive live repetition.
Some of the shitter jokes are:
What cheese is best for disguising a horse? Mascarpone.
We did this twice, once to a busy friend who passed by on his way home, once to a Dutch person:
What cheese is made backwards?
EDAM!
I don't even like that joke, but it worked both times. It worked severely.
A friend said "Oh I've got loads of jokes about cheese".
I says "Yeah that's called a platter mate". It did seem to break the room saying that. Even when I had to repeat it. Not many one-liners survive live repetition.
Some of the shitter jokes are:
What cheese is best for disguising a horse? Mascarpone.
We did this twice, once to a busy friend who passed by on his way home, once to a Dutch person:
What cheese is made backwards?
EDAM!
I don't even like that joke, but it worked both times. It worked severely.
Would you believe, the Edam/made thing came up as a clue on the Irish times simplex crossword today.
can't fault his delivery here
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