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jonah

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I couldn't find a thread for this and I LOVE JOKES.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three! A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
 

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This is my favourite joke of all time. It works best if you say it out loud. I'm not all that sure why I find it funny but when I heard it I laughed for about 2 days straight. Anyways, enough with the build up:

A guy walks in to a butcher and asks for a half pound of kidneys.
The butcher says "Right so, a half pound of kiddlies it is"
The first guy says "No, I asked for a half pound of kidneys"
And the butcher goes "That's what I said diddle I?"



Fucking brilliant. Still cracks me up and I've no idea why.
 

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This is my favourite joke of all time. It works best if you say it out loud. I'm not all that sure why I find it funny but when I heard it I laughed for about 2 days straight. Anyways, enough with the build up:

A guy walks in to a butcher and asks for a half pound of kidneys.
The butcher says "Right so, a half pound of kiddlies it is"
The first guy says "No, I asked for a half pound of kidneys"
And the butcher goes "That's what I said diddle I?"



Fucking brilliant. Still cracks me up and I've no idea why.

I'm not sure I understand this one!!!!!!!
 

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Dr Spock, surely?
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Most of the jokes I know are very silly.

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him

I changed my password on my PC and it asked me for 8 characters. So I put in snow white and the seven dwarfs (that was a winner at the Edinburgh Festival folks!!)

I'll try to think of more. This might not be a good thing.
 

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A guy walks in to a butcher and asks for a half pound of kidneys.
The butcher says "Right so, a half pound of kiddlies it is"
The first guy says "No, I asked for a half pound of kidneys"
And the butcher goes "That's what I said diddle I?"

Greatest one ever, isn't that right @old
 
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