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jonah

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I couldn't find a thread for this and I LOVE JOKES.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three! A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
 
This is my favourite joke of all time. It works best if you say it out loud. I'm not all that sure why I find it funny but when I heard it I laughed for about 2 days straight. Anyways, enough with the build up:

A guy walks in to a butcher and asks for a half pound of kidneys.
The butcher says "Right so, a half pound of kiddlies it is"
The first guy says "No, I asked for a half pound of kidneys"
And the butcher goes "That's what I said diddle I?"



Fucking brilliant. Still cracks me up and I've no idea why.
 
This is my favourite joke of all time. It works best if you say it out loud. I'm not all that sure why I find it funny but when I heard it I laughed for about 2 days straight. Anyways, enough with the build up:

A guy walks in to a butcher and asks for a half pound of kidneys.
The butcher says "Right so, a half pound of kiddlies it is"
The first guy says "No, I asked for a half pound of kidneys"
And the butcher goes "That's what I said diddle I?"



Fucking brilliant. Still cracks me up and I've no idea why.

I'm not sure I understand this one!!!!!!!
 
Dr Spock, surely?
"Mr"


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Most of the jokes I know are very silly.

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him

I changed my password on my PC and it asked me for 8 characters. So I put in snow white and the seven dwarfs (that was a winner at the Edinburgh Festival folks!!)

I'll try to think of more. This might not be a good thing.
 
A guy walks in to a butcher and asks for a half pound of kidneys.
The butcher says "Right so, a half pound of kiddlies it is"
The first guy says "No, I asked for a half pound of kidneys"
And the butcher goes "That's what I said diddle I?"

Greatest one ever, isn't that right @old
 
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