Stuff Customers say to me in work (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

Are you an abortionist?

abortionist don't hate children, unless you believe that a fetus is a child from the moment of conception which would make you a pro lifer. are you a pro lifer? the righteous of the board deserve to know. i don't really give a shit.

 

[Lili Marlene]

abortionist don't hate children, unless you believe that a fetus is a child from the moment of conception which would make you a pro lifer. are you a pro lifer? the righteous of the board deserve to know. i don't really give a shit.

none of them post anymore

 

[therealjohnny]

oh i can think of one

 

[Squiggle]

Are his dogs neutered?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Are his dogs neutered?

I think you mean:

ARE YOUR DOGS NEUTERED FFS?????

JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION


no?

 

[Squiggle]

That would be the reference alright

 

[GO]

I'm fully behind the right to life of dog sperm.

 

[nooleen]

me too...just...not in my back yard

 

[ratmonkey]

Is that some manner of euphemism?

 

[nooleen]

er, no, i just don't want dog spoorge in the back garden

 

[Lili Marlene]

That would be the reference alright

reference? I was fixing it for you

 

[egg_]

we measured the door it was 28 inches the sofa was 32 inches at it's smallest poin

You should have measured the door in centimeters. Problem solved!

 

[thairock]

Once worked in a cafe that had 2 types of pies in the display cabinet.
Both were clearly labelled.
"Steak and Kidney Pie" - A regular, pastry covered ,steak and kidney pie.
"Potato Topped Pie" - an open pie, topped with mashed potato.

Customer: (pointing at the pies) - "Which one is the Potato Topped Pie?"
Me: "That'd be the one with potato on the top,sir".

 

[Anthony]

Hey, we're not all as smart as you College Boy.

 

[thairock]

Hey, we're not all as smart as you College Boy.

I really wasn't trying to be sarcastic ,but he was waiting for an answer.

 

[jcdonaggio]

I know someone who actually tried to fill a bucket with steam.

 

[washingcattle]

In a service station

"does my car take unleaded ?"

That's right ask a stoned 16 year old earning minimum wage about the inner workings of your car.

 

[therealjohnny]

"I'm not one of those...those..what do you call people who don't like niggers?"

"uh...racists?"

"Yeah, that's it, I'm not one of them"

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

playing at 6 on a sunday evening with ambient/jazz on the poster..
"play some david morales willa? d'youve anything faster?"

at same event, differnet night.

Fellas comes up and says - "really great music maaaaaaaan, but could you play stuff a little less trippy?"

 

[shower another shower]

"I'm not telling you how to do your job, but I can't hear enough of of Derek's vocals".
F U!!!