Stuff Customers say to me in work (2 Viewers)

[washingcattle]

Stop wearing such muddy boots, you move furniture, not plant trees

Or Alternatively

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DRIVEWAY WHEN THE FUCKING BUILDERS ARE FINISHED YOUR FUCKING EXTENSION YOU FUCKING CUNT.

 

[washingcattle]

You are just like all posh knobs, essentialising all 'scumbags' and tarring them with the same name. Spa

Who's this "all" you fucking shitehawk?

Stop tarring me with the Stephenoblunt brush bleedin' nooob acting like he's the shit on his first fucking post.

I smell a fake account. Is that you Shneaky ?

 

[Glibe]

You're giveaway was essentialising. NO ONE actually says that.

WTF is up with u.just coz I used a big word I'm a faker?!?! At least I don't look down on people for the things they say stop being such a snob. Probably a D4

 

[Lili Marlene]

WTF is up with u.just coz I used a big word I'm a faker?!?! At least I don't look down on people for the things they say stop being such a snob. Probably a D4

your dad isn't Fitzer is he?

 

[stephenoblunt]

WTF is up with u.just coz I used a big word I'm a faker?!?! At least I don't look down on people for the things they say stop being such a snob. Probably a D4

I know you're only coddin'. I know.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

your roight, he's probably joshing you

I know you're only coddin'. I know.

 

[Lili Marlene]

"Are you fucking thick or something. Fuck off fuck off fuck off, you're doing this on purpose"


it's 8:15 and i'm barely awake, I don't need this

 

[Carlow Punks!]

was that a PM...? wtf kind of assh*les are there around?

its 8:15 and I'm barely awake, but I'm on thumped already

 

[Lili Marlene]

no no, it was a phonecall with a customer.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

where the fuck to you work, a brothel's customer service line?

no no, it was a phonecall with a customer.

 

[Lili Marlene]

"I appreciate you getting this looked at quickly, i'm going into hospital next week for major surgery and there's a good chance I won't make it so I'd like to get all these things sorted out"



erm

 

[jonah]

I had a similar situation when trying to sell a kitchen to an old lady. She was very interested, booked an appointment for a design and then said "Oh I wouldn't count on seeing me again, love, I'll most likely be dead. I am very old you know. I'll probably drop dead by the time I've left this shop"

 

[Lepra]

"where are these floorboards from?"
"China"
"oh China, good good...they have a laundry down the road and they know their fuckin' business, lad"

 

[washingcattle]

When i worked in Xtra-vision we had to ring people that hadn't been in in a while because they had outstanding fines, we rang and said their fine was now wiped clean so come on back.

The First Three numbers I rang were recently deceased and the family member that answered the phone broke down crying on the line. It was shit.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Was very happy with this one the other day

Customer: "You are literally holding a gun to my head"
Me: "We are not literally holding a gun to your head"

 

[D0njo]

Was it a blade or hammer?

 

[jonah]

Not something a customer said to me, but theres this old man that keeps coming into our shop and harassing me, by dragging me by the arm around the store and pointing out everything he believes to be a 'con'. I always avoid him now, but for some reason it always seems to be me he finds. Anyway yesterday he came in and slapped me across the face... he was thusly kicked out and I hate my job.

 

[therealjohnny]

fucking hell

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I had a similar situation when trying to sell a kitchen to an old lady. She was very interested, booked an appointment for a design and then said "Oh I wouldn't count on seeing me again, love, I'll most likely be dead. I am very old you know. I'll probably drop dead by the time I've left this shop"

Jaysus - that's terrible

(on the other hand when I'm old and crotchety I going to use the opportunity go around slapping randomers too)

 

[washingcattle]

Not something a customer said to me, but theres this old man that keeps coming into our shop and harassing me, by dragging me by the arm around the store and pointing out everything he believes to be a 'con'. I always avoid him now, but for some reason it always seems to be me he finds. Anyway yesterday he came in and slapped me across the face... he was thusly kicked out and I hate my job.

What the Fuck? Press fucking charges is it on CCTV? get the fucker. If you don't I will.