Stuff Customers say to me in work (1 Viewer)

[Reets]

Was she fat though?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Was she fat though?

is there anyway i can answer that question without stepping on toes?
she was slightly larger than the average but not like she was hyper obese or anything.

 

[ann post]

i had some lady break down crying in front of me cause she was "fat and had no friends" what the hell do you say to that?
then she went on about how crap her life was since her fella dumped her and wacko jacko died...bloody 'ell.

if you were a counsellor, this would be a little bit sad.

 

[nooleen]

is there anyway i can answer that question without stepping on toes?
she was slightly larger than the average but not like she was hyper obese or anything.

did you tell her that? that would've cheered her up i'd say
that and a jacko impression maybe.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

if you were a counsellor, this would be a little bit sad.

well she tried to buy some mind altering substances off me then so i sent her packing.in a nice way.maybe i should be a counsellor.

did you tell her that? that would've cheered her up i'd say
that and a jacko impression maybe.

i told her she was 'grand'.

 

[ann post]

did you offer her tea and biscuits and a chat???


and say 'just call me tea-adore'

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

and say 'just call me tea-adore'

good line,ill use that in future.im off to find some real life horns.

 

[nooleen]

i told her she was 'grand'.

that's a perfectly solid reply, to almost any situation

a) ah no you're grand
b) ah no i'm grand
c) ah no it's grand
d) grand

/run away

 

[nooleen]

did you offer her tea and biscuits and a chat???

or cake

 

[Lepra]

"do you have anything for a bathroom?"
"yeh"

 

[Jim Daniels]

"Are you from Sweden?"

Today, when I asked a caller could he repeat what he had just asked me....

 

[ernesto]

ernesto, in fairness though how many PSP's went missing on your watch? the customers loved you. hahah.

zero.
ye bollix!

 

[Cormcolash]

"Do you work here?"

"No, I'm just wearing this fucking stupid-looking ridiculous sweatshirt that makes me look like a jester for the laughs"

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

me (to a girl in Lifestyle): Do you have these in a size 10?

her: i don't work here.

 

[jonah]

Recently I had a very odd customer who walked up to me, stuck his nose in my face and said

"Do they teach you to smile like that when they hire you?"
"Um..."
"Because I bet if I saw you out in a club tomorrow night, and I'd be dressed up to the nines, believe you me, you wouldn't even fucking look at me let alone smile like that girly"

And then he left.

 

[ernesto]

Recently I had a very odd customer who walked up to me, stuck his nose in my face and said

"Do they teach you to smile like that when they hire you?"
"Um..."
"Because I bet if I saw you out in a club tomorrow night, and I'd be dressed up to the nines, believe you me, you wouldn't even fucking look at me let alone smile like that girly"

And then he left.

so did you knife him before he left or follow him home and gut him in front of his family?
jesus, what a fucking almighty prick!

 

[therealjohnny]

i told her she was 'grand'.

how tactless

You destroyed her inner french-person

 

[ernesto]

See Ernesto's quote on page 3. He handled it like a hormonal teenager.

no i didn't you smelly beggar.
will i see you later on for our fingerbang session?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Recently I had a very odd customer who walked up to me, stuck his nose in my face and said

"Do they teach you to smile like that when they hire you?"
"Um..."
"Because I bet if I saw you out in a club tomorrow night, and I'd be dressed up to the nines, believe you me, you wouldn't even fucking look at me let alone smile like that girly"

And then he left.

that was you?? sorry, i was off my meds that day

 

[nooleen]

so did you smile at him in the club the next night or what jonah?