spamcake bluesday (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

pancake recipes?

anyone?

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Odlums make a 'pancake mix' - no recipe needed.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

How convenient. A little too convenient.

 

[snakybus]

mmmm..... pancakes

 

[Pantone247]

oddlums pancake mix!

a little too southside for me thank you very much

no I intend to make them from scratch,
good honest to god handmade pancakes

just have to find out how exactly to make them first...

 

[pete]

1 x pack Ma Raeburn's Traditional Style Pancakes
1 x Microwave oven
1 x jif lemon
1 x bag sugar

work the rest out yourself

 

[mark]

so anybody giving up owt for lent?
i'm knocking my morning danish on the head and i'm going to try and stop swearing like a meath farmer.

 

[madouva]

You won't need a measuring yoke, just:

- Loads of flour (sieved into a bowl) with a pinch of salt.
- Beat two eggs into it until it gets thick.
- Slowly add milk as you mix (little by little - you'll know when to stop with the milk when you get the creamy texture going.)
- Stick in the fridge for half an hour.
- Beat again, then get going:

Hot pan, drop in a bit of butter to *ahem* grease the pan. Get cracking. Suggested toppings:
HB Tiramisu ice-cream (fucking lethal)
Melted Dairy Milk and sliced banana
Melted White Chocolate and crushed chocolate chip cookies.

Sit back like a beached whale, mumbling "I'm facking shtaffed...".

Bingo.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Pantone247
oddlums pancake mix!

a little too southside for me thank you very much

sorry that would obviously be Oddlums Crépe mix

or something

Madouva you are a Darina Allen amongst the Jamie Olivers

champion!

 

[Hector Grey]

dude, yer onto something there. i have this white chocolate praline spread sitting in the fridge and nothing to put it on. pancakes could be the solution. things are looking up.

i think i'll give up work for lent.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Melted ice cream? Bananas? What happened to sugar and a bit of jif? Jayneymac. You must've grown up in a very fancy area altogether.

 

[madouva]

Jesus. Problem solved.

Enough of that gear, and you could spend a few days working the "groaning, holding stomach, fucked from ingestion thing.

I thought last week was fucking plancake poosday, and made a pile o' them. You *have* to try the tiramisu ice cream though. Leeeethal.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by madouva
You won't need a measuring yoke, just:

- Loads of flour (sieved into a bowl) with a pinch of salt.
- Beat two eggs into it until it gets thick.
- Slowly add milk as you mix (little by little - you'll know when to stop with the milk when you get the creamy texture going.)
- Stick in the fridge for half an hour.
- Beat again, then get going:

Hot pan, drop in a bit of butter to *ahem* grease the pan. Get cracking. Suggested toppings:
HB Tiramisu ice-cream (fucking lethal)
Melted Dairy Milk and sliced banana
Melted White Chocolate and crushed chocolate chip cookies.

Sit back like a beached whale, mumbling "I'm facking shtaffed...".

Bingo.

Spot the upper middle class.

 

[madouva]

Upper middle class?
My fucking back door.

Pancakes: the first treat-y snack I learned how to make when I was a kid. *Everyone* knows the caster sugar / lemon deal.
I was suggesting a few alternatives.

Pricks.

 

[Hector Grey]

there's been a lot of talk about class here today. maybe, maybe too much talk.

what are you geebags on about, like?

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Em, Madouva,..em...do you by any chance have any memory of telling either me or Mary that you'd make pancakes for us this Tuesday...?


Oh come on...it's worth a shot.

 

[madouva]

Er...I...uh...no.
Definitely not.

I've had my fill of cakes o' pan for this year.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

i think it was mary

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by madouva
Er...I...uh...no.
Definitely not.

I've had my fill of cakes o' pan for this year.

last chooseday, har de har. you're mad buh.

 

[madouva]

I know.
I know.

I went and blew me biscuits a week early.
That must be a record.

Premtaure pancakalation.