spamcake bluesday (1 Viewer)

[sarah]

if you had the flour lying in your cupboard for a while you should check it for flour mites

smooth some flour out on the counter in a thin layer. Come back after 30 min or so and check for tracks thru the flour. If you see tracks you've mites in the flour so chuck it!

A health inspector told me this one.

ooohh gawd that's dee-sgusting.

reminds me of that time,
when I was nine,
had a spoon a coco pops making it's way to me gob,
when I spied a load of maggots wriggling about on my spoon,
like in 'honey I shrunk the kids',
except without the cuteness and also it really happened.

 

[oh shit]

ooohh gawd that's dee-sgusting.

reminds me of that time,
when I was nine,
had a spoon a coco pops making it's way to me gob,
when I spied a load of maggots wriggling about on my spoon,
like in 'honey I shrunk the kids',
except without the cuteness and also it really happened.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH

 

[oh shit]

when my sister was a milk-loving six year old i gave her a half pint of butter milk cos she was real thirsty, haha, puke.

 

[avernus]

I want pancakes. I fear I lack the ingredients though.

 

[Wavioli]

I want pancakes. I fear I lack the ingredients though.

arent they just flour and eggs and milk? I fear its motivation you lack sonny melad.

 

[avernus]

arent they just flour and eggs and milk? I fear its motivation you lack sonny melad.

that is correct.

 

[Wavioli]

I see right through you just like granny's knickers

 

[moc]

woke up with dismay this morning to see i hadnt thought ahead to purchase some lemons. instead of throwing a tantrum like i usually would i said to myself why not try some crazy ass pancake shit like french people do.

i discovered nutella pancakes are nice.

nutella & raspberry jam pancakes are delcious.

peanut butter pancakes just arent doing it for me.


might try some savoury ones for dinner?

 

[THRILLHO]

Icecream and rasperry jam!
Get in.

 

[avernus]

I LOVE THE FRENCH!!!

 

[cookiemonster]

You won't need a measuring yoke, just:

- Loads of flour (sieved into a bowl) with a pinch of salt.
- Beat two eggs into it until it gets thick.
- Slowly add milk as you mix (little by little - you'll know when to stop with the milk when you get the creamy texture going.)
- Stick in the fridge for half an hour.
- Beat again, then get going:

Hot pan, drop in a bit of butter to *ahem* grease the pan. Get cracking. Suggested toppings:
HB Tiramisu ice-cream (fucking lethal)
Melted Dairy Milk and sliced banana
Melted White Chocolate and crushed chocolate chip cookies.

Sit back like a beached whale, mumbling "I'm facking shtaffed...".

Bingo.

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[Rachel666]

my mamma makes vegan batter for the whole family. She uses egg replacer and white wave soya milk. ROCK! They're deadly, (haven't had any yet due to urrrghhh stomach pains) they taste much the same as ordinary ones except they're a bit lighter on the stomach and won't give you a heart attack...

Toppings:
maybe stewed cooking apple with a bit of sugar in it
vegan chocco ice cream
jam
mixed nuts
melted dark chocolate

I seen in my recipe book that you can put all the filling into the middle of the cooked pancake then bring up the sides and present it as a rich ladys purse. d4 deadly

 

[rampz]

How convenient. A little too convenient.

its a conspiracy by odlums to poison us and replace us with a nation of super owls