scary guy at my door (1 Viewer)

[SadieOutlaw]

some guy just called to my door and mumbled something about cutting down trees. now there are only a couple of little trees in my front garden so i was a bit confused and i just said no thank you. then he stepped into my porch which was a bit scary and asked me how much it cost me to do the driveway. i said i didn't know and could he please step out of the porch.

there were a few moments of weirdness where i thought i'd have to slam the door in his face but then he just kinda looked at me stepped out and ran off up the road. do you think he was up to no good?

i do.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

does he know i'm coming home tonight? the cheek of him. i'll learn him to enquire about your 'driveway'.

 

[billygannon]

some guy just called to my door and mumbled something about cutting down trees.

Did he look like this?

 

[Zeelander]

some guy just called to my door and mumbled something about cutting down trees. now there are only a couple of little trees in my front garden so i was a bit confused and i just said no thank you. then he stepped into my porch which was a bit scary and asked me how much it cost me to do the driveway. i said i didn't know and could he please step out of the porch.

there were a few moments of weirdness where i thought i'd have to slam the door in his face but then he just kinda looked at me stepped out and ran off up the road. do you think he was up to no good?

i do.

Unless he was going to plant two trees for every tree he cut down, then yes, he was up to no good.

 

[SadieOutlaw]

this is like some weird ms. b. haven post, but i thought if he came back to kill me everyone would know what happened

 

[SadieOutlaw]

does he know i'm coming home tonight? the cheek of him. i'll learn him to enquire about your 'driveway'.

 

[SadieOutlaw]

yeah just like that.....but he wasn't as bloody

Did he look like this?

 

[Wavioli]

Did he look like this?

Or even worse, this:

(picture courtesy of crimeline)

 

[Wavioli]

Unless he was going to plant two trees for every tree he cut down, then yes, he was up to no good.

god damn tree huggin pinko.

 

[Zeelander]

god damn tree huggin pinko.

Hippiness aside, the smart-arsery of my post was a bit too FancyGoods for my liking and I apologise.

 

[dudley]

where do you live?
there is a man outside my window with a chainsaw chopping down branches this very second...

 

[SadieOutlaw]

Unless he was going to plant two trees for every tree he cut down, then yes, he was up to no good.

is that an un-environmentally friendly no good you're talking about?
i was kind of thinking more along the lines of stealing my shit or something?

 

[SadieOutlaw]

where do you live?
there is a man outside my window with a chainsaw chopping down branches this very second...

coolock, northside massive.|..|
i know, i know i should expect this kind of thing etc.

 

[guy of the tiger]

apology accepted

Hippiness aside, the smart-arsery of my post was a bit too FancyGoods for my liking and I apologise.

 

[Zeelander]

apology accepted

Back to your music players, you nerd

 

[guy of the tiger]

is there a halting site near you? those heads often call up trying to convince you to let them do unnecesary bob-a-jobs like tarmacadaming (!) your driveway etc

some guy just called to my door and mumbled something about cutting down trees. now there are only a couple of little trees in my front garden so i was a bit confused and i just said no thank you. then he stepped into my porch which was a bit scary and asked me how much it cost me to do the driveway. i said i didn't know and could he please step out of the porch.

there were a few moments of weirdness where i thought i'd have to slam the door in his face but then he just kinda looked at me stepped out and ran off up the road. do you think he was up to no good?

i do.

 

[HalfHunter]

some guy just called to my door and mumbled something about cutting down trees. now there are only a couple of little trees in my front garden so i was a bit confused and i just said no thank you. then he stepped into my porch which was a bit scary and asked me how much it cost me to do the driveway. i said i didn't know and could he please step out of the porch.

there were a few moments of weirdness where i thought i'd have to slam the door in his face but then he just kinda looked at me stepped out and ran off up the road. do you think he was up to no good?

i do.

sounds like someone is checking out your gaff to do a burglary.

 

[SadieOutlaw]

is there a halting site near you? those heads often call up trying to convince you to let them do unnecesary bob-a-jobs like tarmacadaming (!) your driveway etc

yeah loads, it's a really *nice* area

yeah i've had someone ask that before, but this guy had some boundry issues.

 

[SadieOutlaw]

sounds like someone is checking out your gaff to do a burglary.

yeah i thought this too becuase there are no cars in the driveway. he was probably checking if the house was empty during the day.....which it usually is

 

[Zeelander]

sounds like someone is checking out your gaff to do a burglary.

You're all so cynical! Maybe he was just lonely and wanted to talk to someone about trees and driveways! *Sheesh*