snakybus
Well-Known Member
It's a rare thing. The sound of a woman screaming in ecstasy should, by rights, make me horny, but this is ridiculous.
The bint next door can't stop moaning her head off. At 4.30 in the morning. At first it was like "Oh, listen to the neighbours having sex, hee hee". And now it's like "Oh no, not again." And you cover your head with the pillow. I'm up at 6 in the morning. This is not good.
Look: I'm all for a bit of dic-doc-dido, but these fuckers, they don't have sex at proper times! Obviously one of them is too cranky at bed time for bata and then they wake up at whatever time and one of them has had a horny dream or something. And they're all randy and all that kind of thing. Anyway, these fuckers. They're obviously childless. And yer one is a pure exhibitionist.
It's like:
"thud-thud-thud"
"oh oh oh"
"Take. It. You. Bitch!"
"Right! Left! Nearly there! No, fuck!"
You'd swear the cunt was landing a plane and yer one is in the control tower. But as it goes on, well, that's when the toe curling starts. She's the prime offendor. A japanese world war two prisoner being knifed in the guts makes less of a commotion, with the screaming and the gurgling and the oh-oh-oh. But it struck me last night, as I was lying there listening to minute number 17 of her banging on about spirals or something: if she was having a wank would she scream as loud? I dunno. Seems to me she wants to show yer man how much she appreciates him. Eugh.
Then you see them coming out in the morning. Not a hello or a how's-it-going to be heard. Faces like old melons. It just makes it worse.
I'm already sleep deprived what with a baby and all. And now with this...I'm losing grip of my sanity. Advice?
The bint next door can't stop moaning her head off. At 4.30 in the morning. At first it was like "Oh, listen to the neighbours having sex, hee hee". And now it's like "Oh no, not again." And you cover your head with the pillow. I'm up at 6 in the morning. This is not good.
Look: I'm all for a bit of dic-doc-dido, but these fuckers, they don't have sex at proper times! Obviously one of them is too cranky at bed time for bata and then they wake up at whatever time and one of them has had a horny dream or something. And they're all randy and all that kind of thing. Anyway, these fuckers. They're obviously childless. And yer one is a pure exhibitionist.
It's like:
"thud-thud-thud"
"oh oh oh"
"Take. It. You. Bitch!"
"Right! Left! Nearly there! No, fuck!"
You'd swear the cunt was landing a plane and yer one is in the control tower. But as it goes on, well, that's when the toe curling starts. She's the prime offendor. A japanese world war two prisoner being knifed in the guts makes less of a commotion, with the screaming and the gurgling and the oh-oh-oh. But it struck me last night, as I was lying there listening to minute number 17 of her banging on about spirals or something: if she was having a wank would she scream as loud? I dunno. Seems to me she wants to show yer man how much she appreciates him. Eugh.
Then you see them coming out in the morning. Not a hello or a how's-it-going to be heard. Faces like old melons. It just makes it worse.
I'm already sleep deprived what with a baby and all. And now with this...I'm losing grip of my sanity. Advice?
