(Not so) Firm Friends (1 Viewer)

[ernesto]

he jipped in her eye and blamed it on the dog??

 

[RSJ]

He pissed in a teapot and tried to pass it off as PG Tips?

 

[ernesto]

He pissed in a teapot and tried to pass it off as PG Tips?

cummeer. you goin DeBurgos tomorrow night?

 

[Unicron]

she was a ballerina and he said the sex was so good.

So she's single now?

 

[RSJ]

cummeer. you goin DeBurgos tomorrow night?

Yeah, i'd say so. You headed down?

 

[ernesto]

Yeah, i'd say so. You headed down?

aye aye.
i left you myspa msg but obviously you're too cool to be using it anymore

 

[RSJ]

aye aye.
i left you myspa msg but obviously you're too cool to be using it anymore

What the one about "i'm coming up this weekend" and the one about four minutes later saying "i'm not coming up this weekend"? Yeah, sorry, had some stuff going on.

 

[ernesto]

What the one about "i'm coming up this weekend" and the one about four minutes later saying "i'm not coming up this weekend"? Yeah, sorry, had some stuff going on.

yeah, i figured. no worries like. its grand. ill just let you buy me 16 pints like.
yeah, rave on after if you fancy chasing some crusties in a field out in Moycullen or wherever the fuck its on

 

[RSJ]

ha, yer graaaaaand. I'll probably be on the dry, working saturday morning and i'm supposed to be saving for the holliers. Crusty moycullen rave Vs thai ladyboy sexy parties. Tough.

 

[ernesto]

ha, yer graaaaaand. I'll probably be on the dry, working saturday morning and i'm supposed to be saving for the holliers. Crusty moycullen rave Vs thai ladyboy sexy parties. Tough.

tough like their groomed sacs

 

[Hector Grey]

what are you two? some kind of allegory on the beauty of friendship? gerrouve the thread, cocksharers.

 

[snakybus]

hey ernesto, RSJ told me he doesn't approve of your girlfriend

 

[ITalkShite]

he jipped in her eye and blamed it on the dog??

Photography is jizz for the eyes

 

[ernesto]

hey ernesto, RSJ told me he doesn't approve of your girlfriend

thats funny. i dont have one.

EDIT: sorry, im a joke ruiner...

'thats because she jizzed in his eye'

 

[RSJ]

She put PG tips in my teapot and tried to pass it off as piss. Worked too.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

if one of my birds mates started giving her shit about me i hope she would tell her to fuck off and never ever talk to her again.

I've spent years telling her you are a cunt.