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[Squiggle]

I've never had one that like. .

I hadn't either, until about 2 years ago, as described above. I used to claim that they didn't exist.

 

[cpr]

Not for puppies.

oh like this guy?

 

[Jim Daniels]

Work ones are the worst. Unable to get anything done. Not being able to talk about it. Seeing and hearing her all day. Getting jealous when she is talking to ANYBODY else (even ladies!).

But you have to laugh!

 

[muffin]

they can be horrible debilitating too. I used to come up with a list of topics in my head that I could talk to him about if I knew we were going to see each other, just so I wouldn't stutter and ramble. It never worked. He still brings up the time I started talking about Avril Lavigne out of nowhere, just because I was all flustered and babbling.

and don't even get me started on seeing another girl trying it on with your crush..It feels like yr heart is being crushed..Guess it's a suitable name for it then isn't it?

 

[Pantone247]

My first real girlfriend was someone who had had a crush on me. It was bizarre the way she acted around me, all flustered and sweaty. I didn't mind though, she chilled out when she got to know me.

I went out with a girl like that once

turned out she was just kicking heroin







*ba-dum-tish*

 

[Moods For Mallards]

That was pretty funny, Pantone.

 

[pissypants]

Work ones are the worst. Unable to get anything done. Not being able to talk about it. Seeing and hearing her all day. Getting jealous when she is talking to ANYBODY else (even ladies!).

But you have to laugh!

man o man, work ones.
I once had the hots for the MD's much younger long-term live-in girlfriend. My desk faced hers. He was in his 50s, she in her 30s and hot as all hell.

That was a few years ago.
I work alone now, but have developed an embaressing crush on myself.

 

[nooleen]

if i spend too much time working at home alone i end up sexually harassing myself.

 

[cpr]

I only go to work to sexually harass people.

 

[Super Dexta]

I have one. Swit swoo.

 

[classic seanc]

Once a crush I had was so bad that I started singing Megadeths "Crush 'em" over and over to the object of the crush in question. Scarleh'

 

[Pantone247]

I only go to work to sexually harass people.

I only go to work to be sexually harrassed

you should see me, with my tight clingy pants on, dropping pens left right and centre, leaning over the photocopier with my shirt half unbuttoned, giggling at absolutely sweet fuck all...

I'm totally asking for it.

 

[Reets]

I've just gotten over a crush, it was awfulas i'm socially inept at the best of times. I'd from hyper and giddy, to moping in under minute. i missed meeting up with him one night and instead of being aloof it, i went into great detail of how i sood on two snails (either playing leapfrog or mating) in my bare feet and the juice was all over my foot and shell was embedded in it to. i'll never understand how i thought that story'd get me laid.

 

[nooleen]

maybe he's into snail snuff and has a foot fetish, and has wanked himself to death over it, and that's why he hasn't called?

 

[Reets]

no, we're friends now, he introduces me to people with that story, therefore ruining my chances with anyone else too.

 

[Space]

I only go to work to sexually harass people.

Aren't you a school teacher?

 

[cpr]

I teach adult johnny foreigners so it's ok.....

 

[cpr]

and I just sexually harass female colleagues...

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

oh like this guy?

*swoon*

 

[DilbertPart2]

and I just sexually harass female colleagues...

do they like it?