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[Jill Hives]

oh like this guy?

Now he's crush worthy alright!

 

[pad]

dear squiggle. what happened with this crush? did ye get together in the end?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

My first real girlfriend was someone who had had a crush on me. It was bizarre the way she acted around me, all flustered and sweaty. I didn't mind though, she chilled out when she got to know me.

did you get the tit?

 

[HMD]

 

[Squiggle]

dear squiggle. what happened with this crush? did ye get together in the end?

Do you think that likely when I generally acted like a brainless moron or as if I couldn't get away from him quickly enough when I'm around him?

 

[pad]

Do you think that likely when I generally acted like a brainless moron or as if I couldn't get away from him quickly enough when I'm around him?

well you know, love is blind.

but then what happened? did you get over him or did you just stop seeing him round?

 

[Lili Marlene]

have you shown him this thread?

 

[Gambra]

Or did something happen and the crushing mundaneness of his personality cause you to realise "what the fuck was I thinking"??

 

[Jill Hives]

What ever happened here, pad?

I've decided I wanna a crush because... this scene is the scene to be seen in. Not that the scene is what I'd be seen with. I just wanna be 16. Even though I'm 33.

 

[Squiggle]

but then what happened? did you get over him or did you just stop seeing him round?

Nothing and neither.

have you shown him this thread?

Haha, no!

Or did something happen and the crushing mundaneness of his personality cause you to realise "what the fuck was I thinking"??

Crushes seem to be immune to common sense or logic.

What ever happened here, pad?

I've decided I wanna a crush because... this scene is the scene to be seen in. Not that the scene is what I'd be seen with. I just wanna be 16. Even though I'm 33.

I wanna be 16 again too. When I was 16 I had more sense than to have crushes.

 

[cpr]

What ever happened here, pad?

I've decided I wanna a crush because... this scene is the scene to be seen in. Not that the scene is what I'd be seen with. I just wanna be 16. Even though I'm 33.

Tis the season to have crushes!Do It!

 

[pissypants]

He went on about it a lot, but I never saw him do it...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

He went on about it a lot, but I never saw him do it...

Right. A lot of big talk but no action.

 

[pissypants]

Right. A lot of big talk but no action.

I heard he did actually rip a tissue once though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I heard he did actually rip a tissue once though.

Right after jumping off a doll's house, so the story goes.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Tis the season to have crushes!Do It!

I have a crush on your keyboard. I was sexually harrassing it when ye went out for chips on friday.

 

[cpr]

I have a crush on your keyboard. I was sexually harrassing it when ye went out for chips on friday.

Ah Patrick, the Juno 60. He is a sexy little devil alright and such a fucking flirt too. But underneath it all he is a one woman man!

 

[Jill Hives]

Ugh. I have to take back the statement I made about never having a crush before. That What was I thinking?? Rubbishy albums you bought just brought back a memory of me spending nearly 1000 dollars over a few months just so I could chat to the guy working there. Sadly this was only about 8 years ago and it ended with me being so completely embarrassed that I think I blocked out. In summary, crushes are terrible.

 

[La La]

 

[Jill Hives]

See, my summary stands. Crushes are terrible.