natural family planning (1 Viewer)

[sugar_referee]

well Im only after realising that contraceptive can double up as ''cunt-receptive''. i cant make a joke out of it though.

p.s natural methods are not impossible to maintain, but unreliable as the 230

 

[brianoak]

whats with all the negativity about having kids. i have three and i'm only 22. it's a great buzz and the dole is deadly. plus ya get rent allowance of up 1200 a month. you could get yourself a nice gaff for that. make sure its near your ma's tho'.

Best post and advice on thread.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

don't bleeedin come in meeeeee

 

[La La]

don't bleeedin come in meeeeee

is it come or cum?

 

[Hector Grey]

is it come or cum?

well, ones a verb, innit? and one's a noun. or is that an adjective? fuck. preposition... proposition? dunno.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"don't babby me sir!"

 

[Hector Grey]

"don't babby me sir!"

lefty jizzzle

 

[shitepipe]

táim ag teacht!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

don't bleeedin come in meeeeee

It takes technique to thrill me.

 

[Rachel666]

Oh yeah I meant to say I got the pill.

 

[roxy]

Oh yeah I meant to say I got the pill.

 

[theweeyin]

Well, that'd put ye off sex for life...

 

[La La]

has anyone ever used the contraceptive implant that goes in your arm?

good? bad?

 

[Super Dexta]

has anyone ever used the contraceptive implant that goes in your arm?

good? bad?

a friend of mine was on it for yonks, she had no trouble with it and hardly ever had periods, it sounded great.

 

[brianoak]

I put contraception on my right arm before but I found it too hard to finger pick so I took it off for the rest of the bands sake.

 

[Lord Damian]

a friend of mine was on it for yonks, she had no trouble with it and hardly ever had periods, it sounded great.

i fully understand how periods can be a pain, but doesn't it occur to anyone besides me that fucking around with your cycle like that is kinda scary?

as a not-too-much-of-an-idiot-type-dude, i'll take it upon myself to shut the fuck up now.

 

[theweeyin]

i fully understand how periods can be a pain, but doesn't it occur to anyone besides me that fucking around with your cycle like that is kinda scary?

as a not-too-much-of-an-idiot-type-dude, i'll take it upon myself to shut the fuck up now.

Well, not really. I'm on the injection and stopped getting periods almost a year ago and it is so great! No more cramps, no more "no sex" week, no more uncomfortable holidays cos of having a period. It is fully excellent.

Only problem is you can only be on it for about 5 years before you have to stop, and there is a chance of an increase in getting osteoporosis.

I'm enjoying it...

 

[Super Dexta]

i fully understand how periods can be a pain, but doesn't it occur to anyone besides me that fucking around with your cycle like that is kinda scary?

as a not-too-much-of-an-idiot-type-dude, i'll take it upon myself to shut the fuck up now.

you and about a million women.. which is why people are interested in natural family planning (cos let's face it, in long-term relationships, does anyone really like using condoms?)

 

[Rachel666]

I have non stop breakthru bleeding. Does it settle down or should I stop using the certain brand Microlite? It's been going on for nearly 2 weeks and I think I'm going to run out of blood to bleed and die.

 

[glen]