Minor complaints thread (11 Viewers)

[Denny Oubidoux]

People who don't use the correct side of the stairs.

Oh, here we go

 

[rettucs]

One of my goldfish is growing much faster than his buddy...and has started bullying him

what are their names gaz?

 

[GO]

what are their names gaz?

Bobble and Snozzles

Although I'm thinking of rechristening them to Little & Large.

I'm a bit wary though in case they turn out to be paedos down the line.

 

[rettucs]

Bobble and Snozzles

I can't even guess which one is the bully from those names

 

[GO]

Bobbles the bully.

Pure auld Snozzles never done nobody no harm

 

[Unicron]

Who are you gonna see?

Complaints-people who skip the queue at bus-stops. People who don't use the correct side of the stairs.

Arsenal v Norwich

 

[sleepy]

Stomach bug. 3rd one in the the space of months. Literally a pain in the hole

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Arsenal v Norwich

The Bobbles and Snozzles of the Premier League.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

colleague just told me she got her daughter a week in NYC for her 16th birthday. fuck sake. i got a 50 pound note for mine.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

colleague just told me she got her daughter a week in NYC for her 16th birthday. fuck sake. i got a 50 pound note for mine.

So you work with a prick, and it's therefore making you shit on a generous gift that your parents gave you because they loved you and were proud of you?

Where did it go wrong, Bernie?

Have you not seen Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory?

You're Charlie Bucket but you want to be Veruca Salt. Dude.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Nah, my complaint was that I work with a bunch of work shy shirkers who are bringing up a bunch of spoiled, entitled brats.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Shoulda seen what my dad got me for MY birthday

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Shoulda seen what my dad got me for MY birthday

Hey, smoke up, Johnny!!

 

[hydromancer]

Dont know where i put the last of that samdwich ?

 

[Squiggle]

Now that I'm back walking to work.

Gum chewing assholes. I am getting really pissed off with having to prize the stuff off the soles of my shoes.


disclaimer - not all gum chewers are assholes nor are all assholes gum chewers, but there seems to be a really big overlap.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Old people clogging up the buses at rush hour with their free passes. Where the hell do they need to go at that time?

 

[GO]

Bingo!

 

[washingcattle]

colleague just told me she got her daughter a week in NYC for her 16th birthday. fuck sake. i got a 50 pound note for mine.

£50 ? Check out captain Celtic Tiger McSoutside over here

 

[hugh]

Yeah I'd be ecstatic if someone gave me 50 quid for my birthday even now.

(its the 27th of January by the way)

 

[Jill Hives]

Everyone in my family forgot mine. 16 Candles style, no joke.
I did get a "we're so sorry" leather jacket out of it though and a 1/2 off price Easter cake.