Better than playing bogball.
That's bollox and you know it.
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Better than playing bogball.
That's bollox and you know it.
No I don't know that its bollix, I prefer Rugby.
That's like prefering being a pedo to having a lovely cup of tea.
Ye gawds! Its GAA guys who are being convicted of that kind of thing.
Everyone is a pedo. Everyone. Look at the news, everyone who has ever done anything ever is a fucking pedo. Even if you haven't had sex with a child you are still a pedo. You're a latent pedo if you've done any of the following.
Coached a childrens sports team.
Have children.
Taken a picture of a child.
Been alone for even a second with a child.
Are famous
Eaten museli
Masturbated
Wear Glasses.
Have a beard
Own a van
And if you're not a pedo then you clearly should be out lynching a pedo because if you don't then you are a pedo.
And what's annoying is that none of these are clear indicators of being a pedo. There is only one way to tell.
If you like Rugby you are a pedo.
Fact.
The gaa is,for all intents and purposes,Irelands version of fascism-brainwashing kids,promoting themselves as preservers of all things Irish,seeing threats where there are none and attempting to destroy these perceived threats.
Fuck the gaa.
that never happens in other team sports.
The gaa is,for all intents and purposes,Irelands version of fascism-brainwashing kids,promoting themselves as preservers of all things Irish,seeing threats where there are none and attempting to destroy these perceived threats.
Fuck the gaa.
bollocks. 'irelands version of fascism' - get a grip.
the gaa is simultaneously everything thats good and rotten about this country - but fascism it aint.
Steady on there Razzler,I wasn't being entirely serious.
The gaa is,for all intents and purposes,Irelands version of fascism-brainwashing kids,promoting themselves as preservers of all things Irish,seeing threats where there are none and attempting to destroy these perceived threats.
Fuck the gaa.
doing this thing for school reqwuires me to listen to a certain album off the choice music list. jesus. i hope everyone else wins.
Took a mouthful of coffee and coughed as it was in my mouth, spat it all back out over my trousers desk and the floor. Fortunately I missed the computer.
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