Minor complaints thread (30 Viewers)

[washingcattle]

Better than playing bogball.

That's bollox and you know it.

 

[Psycho Punk]

That's bollox and you know it.

No I don't know that its bollix, I prefer Rugby.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I thought I had tomorrow off but I do not.

 

[therealjohnny]

Job I did free work in the hope of getting a job didn't materialise

surprisingly enough

 

[washingcattle]

No I don't know that its bollix, I prefer Rugby.

That's like prefering being a pedo to having a lovely cup of tea.

 

[Psycho Punk]

That's like prefering being a pedo to having a lovely cup of tea.

Ye gawds! Its GAA guys who are being convicted of that kind of thing.

 

[washingcattle]

Ye gawds! Its GAA guys who are being convicted of that kind of thing.

Everyone is a pedo. Everyone. Look at the news, everyone who has ever done anything ever is a fucking pedo. Even if you haven't had sex with a child you are still a pedo. You're a latent pedo if you've done any of the following.

Coached a childrens sports team.

Have children.

Taken a picture of a child.

Been alone for even a second with a child.

Are famous

Eaten museli

Masturbated

Wear Glasses.

Have a beard

Own a van


And if you're not a pedo then you clearly should be out lynching a pedo because if you don't then you are a pedo.

And what's annoying is that none of these are clear indicators of being a pedo. There is only one way to tell.

If you like Rugby you are a pedo.

Fact.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Everyone is a pedo. Everyone. Look at the news, everyone who has ever done anything ever is a fucking pedo. Even if you haven't had sex with a child you are still a pedo. You're a latent pedo if you've done any of the following.

Coached a childrens sports team.

Have children.

Taken a picture of a child.

Been alone for even a second with a child.

Are famous

Eaten museli

Masturbated

Wear Glasses.

Have a beard

Own a van


And if you're not a pedo then you clearly should be out lynching a pedo because if you don't then you are a pedo.

And what's annoying is that none of these are clear indicators of being a pedo. There is only one way to tell.

If you like Rugby you are a pedo.

Fact.

Again I'm in awe at your ability to rant. You should give master classes.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

The gaa is,for all intents and purposes,Irelands version of fascism-brainwashing kids,promoting themselves as preservers of all things Irish,seeing threats where there are none and attempting to destroy these perceived threats.
Fuck the gaa.

 

[ann post]

The gaa is,for all intents and purposes,Irelands version of fascism-brainwashing kids,promoting themselves as preservers of all things Irish,seeing threats where there are none and attempting to destroy these perceived threats.
Fuck the gaa.

that never happens in other team sports.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

My shop isn't properly insulated.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

that never happens in other team sports.

Not anywhere near to the same extent.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

The gaa is,for all intents and purposes,Irelands version of fascism-brainwashing kids,promoting themselves as preservers of all things Irish,seeing threats where there are none and attempting to destroy these perceived threats.
Fuck the gaa.

bollocks. 'irelands version of fascism' - get a grip.

the gaa is simultaneously everything thats good and rotten about this country - but fascism it aint.

 

[ann post]

doing this thing for school reqwuires me to listen to a certain album off the choice music list. jesus. i hope everyone else wins.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

bollocks. 'irelands version of fascism' - get a grip.

the gaa is simultaneously everything thats good and rotten about this country - but fascism it aint.

Steady on there Razzler,I wasn't being entirely serious.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Steady on there Razzler,I wasn't being entirely serious.

sorry - I had just had a conversation with an estate agent before posting that.
obviously angried up my blood.

 

[washingcattle]

The gaa is,for all intents and purposes,Irelands version of fascism-brainwashing kids,promoting themselves as preservers of all things Irish,seeing threats where there are none and attempting to destroy these perceived threats.
Fuck the gaa.

The upper echelons of every sports governing body are equally corrupt. Look at FIFA or the lads in charge of cycling. The sports themselves are absolutely amazing spectacles.

Though Hurling is a bit pointless at the moment since whatever way you want to look at it, it's simply not competitive. Nor is any sport where one team dominates so completely.

If you judged any sport or any branch of the "entertainment industry" by the people who make a "living" off it without actually playing/performing you'd end up moving to an island like yer wan from ABBA.

Also my complaint is that my dyslexia seems to have gotten worse. I now have to google every second word to get rid of the red lines under them. Can that happen ? By the time I'm 50 my sentences may have no vowels.

nly Bbby Gllsp frm Prml Scrm wll ndrstnd m. Tht wld b fckng hrrbl

 

[chutneyfarmer]

doing this thing for school reqwuires me to listen to a certain album off the choice music list. jesus. i hope everyone else wins.

Spill the beans! Thumped is for pricks, remember?

 

[Unicron]

Took a mouthful of coffee and coughed as it was in my mouth, spat it all back out over my trousers desk and the floor. Fortunately I missed the computer.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Took a mouthful of coffee and coughed as it was in my mouth, spat it all back out over my trousers desk and the floor. Fortunately I missed the computer.

Hate that, bad enough when it happens with water.