Minor complaints thread (23 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

double post

 

[Jill Hives]

The amount of youngfellas I see walking around in tracksuits just WITH THEIR HAND DOWN THEIR TROUSERS is shocking.

Haven't seen it down here at all. Another country perk.

 

[Hector Grey]

One Direction are better than Garth Brooks.

I'm not having that. Poor performance, Niggle.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Came across a cat that had gotten hit by a car, still alive but only just, I wish I'd had the balls to break the poor things neck.

 

[therealjohnny]

ah geez

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Came across a cat that had gotten hit by a car, still alive but only just, I wish I'd had the balls to break the poor things neck.

My Dad did that with an injured bird once.

Used more force than necessary, ended up ripping the thing's head off, blood everywhere, women screaming.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Jaysis, that's rough.
Seen an ex do it to a kitten once, country-folk seem to have no qualms with this stuff.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Jaysis, that's rough.
Seen an ex do it to a kitten once, country-folk seem to have no qualms with this stuff.

It's the decent thing.

Death is death.

Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

 

[Lili Marlene]

He threw a funeral as well?

 

[washingcattle]

Advertising is a lie to make you feel shit about your life.

Yeah and I look like this

my girlfriend looks like this

We live here

When I buy Fast food it looks like this

When I drive a car I react like this

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That's right I'm literally a shark taking flight lads.



My family all love each other like this

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and when I'm 70 and I need dentures I'll look like this

I know people go on about how women are treated in adverts. And fair enough you don't need a pair of tits to sell insurance but seriously have you seen how the elderly are depicted.

That guy's^^^^ in an advert for denture cream for fuck sake.

and look here's Thandie Newton banging on about the 7 signs of ageing

She's forty fucking one for fuck sake!!!!

The amount of youngfellas I see walking around in tracksuits just WITH THEIR HAND DOWN THEIR TROUSERS is shocking.

My auld fella walked up to a lad doing this once and went

"did you lose your mickey down there ?"

Cue bright red face and hysterical laughter from the girls standing beside him.

Legend.

 

[ann post]

school is stupid

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Since when is punching someone in the face a 'prank'?

Brad Pitt punched in the face at ‘Maleficent’ premiere - Movie News | Latest Film Reviews & Headlines |The Irish Times - Thu, May 29, 2014

 

[washingcattle]

Since when is punching someone in the face a 'prank'?

Brad Pitt punched in the face at ‘Maleficent’ premiere - Movie News | Latest Film Reviews & Headlines |The Irish Times - Thu, May 29, 2014

He punched Tyler Durden in the face ?

 

[Reets]

I accidentally wrote my name as Frank in a work email.
I don't know why.

 

[ernesto]

My Dad did that with an injured bird once.

Used more force than necessary, ended up ripping the thing's head off, blood everywhere, women screaming.

Gh
I had to drown two chaffinches before.
Wrapped them up in a tea towel and dunked them into a bucket of lukewarm water.

Goddam cats

 

[sleepy]

I accidentally wrote my name as Frank in a work email.
I don't know why.

Because you needed to be frank with them?

 

[dunderhead]

Came across a cat that had gotten hit by a car, still alive but only just, I wish I'd had the balls to break the poor things neck.

nasty. when a mate of mine first got his driving license many moons ago, one of his first trips as a lone legal driver was to head into killarney to buy his younger brother a hurl as a birthday present. hit a cat on way home. got out. still alive, just. enter hurley, couple of quick blows to the head. job done.small bit of splattered blood on the thing. gave it a bit of a hose down when he got back. pawned the stains off to the then 10 year old as dye or something. happy birthday bro, heres a stick I had to use to bludgeon a cat earlier

 

[ann post]

I accidentally wrote my name as Frank in a work email.
I don't know why.

#frankshow

 

[Reets]

Accidentally posted the wrong smilie in the wrong chat.
Didn't sound bad, but now 60+ people think I'm someone that likes to send acquaintances rainbow kissey pictures.

 

[Jill Hives]

Still hungover from last night.