Minor complaints thread (15 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Please end one line with 'over' and start the next with 'easy'

 

[rettucs]

Kind of angry at the person that broke into my apartment at 2am or so and spilled soup all over the stove. And threw my coat in the middle of the floor.
And poured a glass of whiskey and didn't drink it.

What an asshole.

something similar happened in my gaff before. Prime suspect was drunken housemate. Turned out it was druken housemate. Blamed other drunken housemate when challenged with the allegations.

 

[Jill Hives]

Is it really M&S dine-in for two if you eat it all yourself? # ate&dranktoomuch

 

[Cormcolash]

The infrastructure of your flat is slowly crumbling about you. You are an exemplar of the decadence and decay of modern soiciety.

I lived in a house without central heating or a shower for 2.5 years. Baths for washing, haha. I fixed the toilet by tying a plastic bag around the air thing and attaching that to a hook to keep tension on it. It was eventually properly fixed using a coathanger in some manner or other. We used a fork to turn the water heater on, because the thing that was meant to turn the timer had broken off. I put gaffer tape over the cracks in the wall around the upstairs window, this stopped the draught a bit. The upstairs ceiling above the stairs was damp due to some kind of slow leak, but it was only annoying if the weather was really wet. The plaster on the ceiling of one of the bedrooms collapsed one night because builders that had been working on the house next door had removed the drain pipe over the flat part of roof above it. When I moved out, the back yard was beginning to collapse into the ground due to some sort of subsidence event.

It's only when I write all that, that I realise how hilarious it is.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Is it really M&S dine-in for two if you eat it all yourself? # ate&dranktoomuch

Depends on your size. I'm big enough to deserve double portions. Just had a fish (pollock) pie tonight.

 

[Psycho Punk]

I lived in a house without central heating or a shower for 2.5 years. Baths for washing, haha. I fixed the toilet by tying a plastic bag around the air thing and attaching that to a hook to keep tension on it. It was eventually properly fixed using a coathanger in some manner or other. We used a fork to turn the water heater on, because the thing that was meant to turn the timer had broken off. I put gaffer tape over the cracks in the wall around the upstairs window, this stopped the draught a bit. The upstairs ceiling above the stairs was damp due to some kind of slow leak, but it was only annoying if the weather was really wet. The plaster on the ceiling of one of the bedrooms collapsed one night because builders that had been working on the house next door had removed the drain pipe over the flat part of roof above it. When I moved out, the back yard was beginning to collapse into the ground due to some sort of subsidence event.

It's only when I write all that, that I realise how hilarious it is.

Would make a good short film.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Misjudged my poached egg this morning. Needed another minute.

 

[GO]

Misjudged my poached egg this morning. Needed another minute.

Awww...so easily done..or underdone in this case.

Egg thread

 

[shower another shower]

Eggs are chicken periods. Over a year off them and don't feel the worse for it.

 

[shower another shower]

death in a shell.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Eggs are chicken periods. Over a year off them and don't feel the worse for it.

And toast is a chicken sanitary pad?

 

[ann post]

I <3 eggs.

 

[GO]

eggs are fucking deadly.striaght up.

 

[ann post]

the doc told my gran to stop eating eggs. my aunt caught her getting up about 6am to sneak them. turned out the doctor was wrong in the end anyways

 

[rettucs]

Re: Cheap MAC makeup fo

Possibly this is the purpose that this product was not marketed ahead of - the prior entrepreneurs did not have the money to do that.

not even an embedded link? Seriously, what the fuck? Worst bot ever

 

[rettucs]

Re: Cheap MAC makeup fo

Possibly this is the purpose that this product was not marketed ahead of - the prior entrepreneurs did not have the money to do that.

by the way, how are Fannell and Mopp doing? Tell them I said hi.

 

[rettucs]

Re: wholesale MAC makeu

MAC Cosmetics was designed in Toronto, Canada by a salon proprietor named Frank Angelo and photographer/make up artist Frank Toskan in 1985.Now that the Estee Lauder Firms individual it, the MAC line stays committed to supporting these with AIDS.

stop ignoring me you cunt and answer my fucking question

 

[rettucs]

ah pete;

 

[pete]

ah pete;

had to be done

 

[rettucs]

had to be done

its just that the bots are sounder than most of the real people on here