Matmos - The Civil War (2 Viewers)

[snakybus]

Omigawd, santy's willy has a face on it?!??

what kind of perversion of nature is this hirsute ho-ho-ho-er?

 

[broken arm]

 

[muddymae]

oh, that's just the sweetest... you're so cute mae *hug*

aw shucks
*virtual* hug back atcha

 

[Vinnie]

What the hell is wrong with you people? C'mon everyone. let's get them!!

 

[Pantone247]

clappy kissmas

I always hate christmas, it all goes back to when I was young and my aprents took me to see Santa in the local shopping centre. But the shopping centre coldn't afford to hire a Santa so they got popular flambouent internet porn fiend Carlos Santana instead. And I had to sit on his greasy spadex lap and tell him what I wanted for christmasd while he played wanky guitar and made sex faces at me.

 

[snakybus]

Carlos Santana? You were lucky. The best santy my folks could rustle up was the brother in law from Keeping Up Appearances, you know, Onlso. He tried to force feed me "bacon sarnies" and call me "our kid".

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

my go now... puppet festival on in lambert theatre this week... tonight is this...

http://lambertpuppettheatre.com/festival/t MAGISCH.html

gonna get mad juju'd and scare the bollix off meself... *schmak*

 

[muddymae]

What the hell is wrong with you people? C'mon everyone. let's get them!!

come on vinnie, get some kissmas spirit

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

yeah vinnie, just coz you can't clap...

come on vinnie, get some kissmas spirit

 

[Pantone247]

come on vinnie, get some kissmas spirit

we should have a thumped XXXMAS party

but have it now so everyone will think we're proper barmy and a bit nutty

 

[Pantone247]

we should have a thumped XXXMAS party

but have it now so everyone will think we're proper barmy and a bit nutty

thats a shit idea you stupid cunt

 

[broken arm]

does a stoner wank count?

david blaine looks like a stoner.....