Matmos - The Civil War (2 Viewers)

[snakybus]

ah consarn it

munchies, as in carpet munchies

I had the baton, and I handed it to you on a silver platter, hag!

 

[muddymae]

drunk sex is hi-larious

drunk foreplay is the funniest,

hangover sex requires concentration (as does stoner sex right hag?)

 

[Pantone247]

I keep getting hot rocks on my five skin

thats a The Jizz song title if ever I heard one

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeee ha ha ha *schmak*

I keep getting hot rocks on my five skin

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

snakey!!!!!!!!!!! this *isn't* actually serious!!!!!! *schmak*

ah consarn it

munchies, as in carpet munchies

I had the baton, and I handed it to you on a silver platter, hag!

 

[spectraljanitor]

dudes, you are probably upsetting all the virgins on thumped with yr talk of fornication...

 

[Pantone247]

dudes, you are probably upsetting all the virgins on thumped with yr talk of fornication...

sorry Andy!

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

drunk sex = hi-larious. agreed. it's also *mad* buh.
drunk foreplay is really funny... but can end in injuries.
hangover sex? yeah... concentration. it's more maintenance than love when it's hangover sex.
stoner sex doesn't require concentration, that's the brill part! i mean, you can be anyone or anything, and so can your partner!!! and you'll both believe it.

"yo bitch, ah'm ice motherfuckin-T, get on da floor an' gimme 5"

i'm deadly serious.

drunk sex is hi-larious

drunk foreplay is the funniest,

hangover sex requires concentration (as does stoner sex right hag?)

 

[snakybus]

sheesh, well you keep seeing my mock serious tone and raising me a mock-serious riposte

it's enough to muddle my brain-eggs

 

[Pantone247]

drunk sex is hi-larious

drunk foreplay is the funniest,

hangover sex requires concentration (as does stoner sex right hag?)

Hypnotised sex is good

well as long as the hypnotism doesn't wear off before you get her to bed and she runs away screaming

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

ha ha ha ha ha, our senses of humour are remarkably similar. *schmak*

Hypnotised sex is good

well as long as the hypnotism doesn't wear off before you get her to bed and she runs away screaming

 

[snakybus]

sex with a cored apple down the woods a la Philip Roth, now that's classy

or with a pumpkin a la Night on Earth

or your brother's wife, a la the Butthole Surfers

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

wait wait wait... 'sick sex' - like bolding when you're sick... runny nose, coughing, slightly high on too many hot whiskey / lemsip combos... it's fucking *wild*.

 

[muddymae]

all talk no action


(you know who you are)

 

[Pantone247]

ha ha ha ha ha, our senses of humour are remarkably similar. *schmak*

heh heh

I don't know, I could never come up with the punching in the face/being nice technique... that was special.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

wow, jesus... can you find that thread? that was inspired actually... maybe it was a 'hapi and hector' thread, i can't remember...

heh heh

I don't know, I could never come up with the punching in the face/being nice technique... that was special.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

no, you know who you are. okay okay, i'll be over later.

all talk no action


(you know who you are)

 

[muddymae]

no, you know who you are. okay okay, i'll be over later.

 

[Pantone247]

wow, jesus... can you find that thread? that was inspired actually... maybe it was a 'hapi and hector' thread, i can't remember...

that was the most fucked up thing ever

more fucked up is I actually found the thread

I searched for "emoticon"

as in *some emoticon*

I loved that


http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=2562&highlight=emoticon


happy says:
step 1. she's gotta have brown eyes, i can't go through with it if she don't. right, so she has brown eyes. also, i'm assuming you have the wherewithall to find yourself sitting beside her and able to talk.

Roger Me Thus says:
booze will do that

happy says:
you gently let the palms of you hands slide from the top of her head down to her ears, very gently and very softly. you then form 2 fists out of your hand and hit her in the ears as hard as you can...

happy says:
BAM!

Roger Me Thus says:
<some emoticon>

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

that just makes me look weird. this qualifies it somewhat, no?

happy says:
real quick, and make sure no one sees you.

Roger Me Thus says:
i like your style

happy says:
this will daze her momentarily, she won't realise what's happened, she'll never imagine that you could have done it since you're 'such a nice guy'.

happy says:
she'll be disorientated enough that you can pick her up and carry her into the nearest vacant bedroom, this obviously works best at a house party for various reasons.

Roger Me Thus says:
lavlee