Matmos - The Civil War (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

that just makes me look weird. this qualifies it somewhat, no?

yes it does indeed qualify the fact that you're talking about beating a women as a technique for getting some. Now you don't look weird at all!

I miss Hector...

Roger Me Thus says:
i fucked a man in reno...just to watch him cry

 

[muddymae]

nothing puts me in the mood like a good angry punch in the face

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

yep, me too

I miss Hector...

Roger Me Thus says:
i fucked a man in reno...just to watch him cry

 

[Pantone247]

christmas sex

like normal sex, but at christmas time

 

[snakybus]

I hear Hector's all about the cooking these days. What gives?

 

[Pantone247]

http://www.eppingforestguardian.co....var.404433.0.my_wife_wants_to_watch_porno.php

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

*so* not angry... you missed the beauty of the whole thing and besides. you love it babes! you know you do.

nothing puts me in the mood like a good angry punch in the face

 

[muddymae]

*so* not angry... you missed the beauty of the whole thing and besides. you love it babes! you know you do.

yeah i *so* missed the beauty of that

i *do*

 

[Pantone247]

Here Hapi, you're a man of the world

did you ever have any of that cyber sex that was popluar back in '92?

 

[billygannon]

Roger Me Thus says:
i fucked a man in reno...just to watch him cry

It's funny.. there was a fella from Maynooth called Dick Treacy who, after beating the living daylights out of someone, did exactly the same thing... just to belittle the guy.

Yeah... Thumped isn't the same without Mr. Grey.

 

[billygannon]

Here Hapi, you're a man of the world

did you ever have any of that cyber sex that was popluar back in '92?

Apparently the W3 crowd want porno sites to put this on their sites:


Please do not yop all over the keyboard.

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

nah, christmas sex is special, like in that 50 cent / beyonce song, where beyonce sings "it's yo birthday" like she's gonna do something really special for me because it's my birthday... and she did! right after she recorded that song.... sigh...
so, yeah, birthday sex and christmas sex... where both people actually care about each other. it's nice like.
actually, my last birthday was the shittest birthday ever... santa knows buh and she's gunna make up for it at x-mas... she sent me this right after my birthday... "hag, i know i had my leg amputated the day before your birthday and wasn't really in the mood and i know this was hard on you but look at my new prosthetic leg... it looks like real! and you know what it means when i look at you like this? you're a special boy in for some special christmas treats... just wait til i get my hands on your stocking!!! hee hee"

so i let's her off like...

christmas sex

like normal sex, but at christmas time

 

[snakybus]

ah well sure the more things change, the more they stay the same, see?

in other news, Bobby McFerrin conducted the Vienna symphony orchestra or something yesterday

 

[Pantone247]

nah, christmas sex is special, like in that 50 cent / beyonce song, where beyonce sings "it's yo birthday" like she's gonna do something really special for me because it's my birthday... and she did! right after she recorded that song.... sigh...
so, yeah, birthday sex and christmas sex... where both people actually care about each other. it's nice like.
actually, my last birthday was the shittest birthday ever... this christmas is gonna be *wild*...

I tell you what, Snaky got it right

make them marry you, then they have to give you good loving

cause it's the law

smart guy

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

hee hee, did you do an image search for 'sexy santa'? *schmak*

 

[snakybus]

no can see it

here F-man, stick it up as a pitcher, no?

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

yep, sure did. kept getting my knob stuck in the floppy drive...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Here Hapi, you're a man of the world

did you ever have any of that cyber sex that was popluar back in '92?

 

[Pantone247]

no can see it

here F-man, stick it up as a pitcher, no?

it is a picture

huh???

I'm hungry

 

[muddymae]

clappy kissmas

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

oh, that's just the sweetest... you're so cute mae *hug*

clappy kissmas