i have a headache (3 Viewers)

[billygannon]

it's my sinii, killing me they are.

Cut down on the old milk and dairy products. That's my advice to you.

I've decided that I am now a dietician. An indie dietician. Basically I try to get people to eat obscure foods that are supposed to be healthy for them.

So steer clear of dairy milk, and try to start drinking potato juice. It's not too nice the first time you drink it, but after a while you'll love it.

 

[krystal]

urgh!

In other gruesome injuries, a while ago I burned my arm on the oven and a big long blister formed. The next morning as I was drying myself after my shower I accidentally ripped the blister wide open, which gave the impression that there was a supurating gee with flapping labia growing on my arm. And I still have the scar to prove it.

last night i got out of the shower in my little bathroom and after drying myself opened the door to get some clothes.
unfortunately when i opened the door my foot was too close and my toe got caught under it, ripping into mt foot. i was cut badly, and i realised that half my nail was coming off, but caught in the bottom of the door. for a second i realised that i was going to loose it, so i pushed the door away, tearing the nail out of my toe and making me scream.
i felt like the Fly, picking up the nail and putting it in the bin.
so if anyone wants to see something disgusting, stop my limping self today....

 

[Super Dexta]

last night i got out of the shower in my little bathroom and after drying myself opened the door to get some clothes.
unfortunately when i opened the door my foot was too close and my toe got caught under it, ripping into mt foot. i was cut badly, and i realised that half my nail was coming off, but caught in the bottom of the door. for a second i realised that i was going to loose it, so i pushed the door away, tearing the nail out of my toe and making me scream.
i felt like the Fly, picking up the nail and putting it in the bin.
so if anyone wants to see something disgusting, stop my limping self today....

hang on... so all through the events that you describe... you were in the nip? well now!

 

[Wicker]

last night i got out of the shower in my little bathroom and after drying myself opened the door to get some clothes.
unfortunately when i opened the door my foot was too close and my toe got caught under it, ripping into mt foot. i was cut badly, and i realised that half my nail was coming off, but caught in the bottom of the door. for a second i realised that i was going to loose it, so i pushed the door away, tearing the nail out of my toe and making me scream.
i felt like the Fly, picking up the nail and putting it in the bin.
so if anyone wants to see something disgusting, stop my limping self today....

ouch.... I hope it wasn't your "Strumming" toe

 

[plug]

I'm with you on that.......

Last night the bottle of Absynthe seemed like a great idea.

...I'm as sick as a small hospital now !bog

ya poor wee lamb. it ALWAYS seems like a good idea but never is..

anyone ever drink "everclear"? it's american, (well mostly, it's banned in a lot of states). 95% grain alcohol. like really strong vodka. REALLY fucking strong. yummy?

no! it's fucking horrid shit!!!

!bog

 

[jane]

ya poor wee lamb. it ALWAYS seems like a good idea but never is..

anyone ever drink "everclear"? it's american, (well mostly, it's banned in a lot of states). 95% grain alcohol. like really strong vodka. REALLY fucking strong. yummy?

no! it's fucking horrid shit!!!

!bog

We made jello shots with everclear once, only we didn't mix in enough water with it, so the booze ate through the cups. The greatest part was when we decided that we 'couldn't serve them to the guests', and we made some with vodka instead. The everclear shots were placed on a counter in the pantry, to be thrown into the bin. After polishing off the vodka ones, I rescued them and sucked 'em down myself. It was an awesome, awesome night, and a wicked cool morning. I think I woke up under a pool table.

 

[broken arm]

Last night the bottle of Absynthe seemed like a great idea.

i fell in love over a bottle of absinthe. after a bottle of whiskey

 

[Wicker]

must check out this "Everclear" sounds interesting

 

[#10-7]

hang on... so all through the events that you describe... you were in the nip? well now!

yeah.
couldn't call for help as a result.
didn't want anyone finding sitting in a pool of blood with my toe stuck in the door.

 

[Super Dexta]

yeah.
couldn't call for help as a result.
didn't want anyone finding sitting in a pool of blood with my toe stuck in the door.

i don't suppose you took any photos?

 

[billygannon]

i don't suppose you took any photos?

Do you fancy Lorcanzone?

He's a nice looking fella.

 

[#10-7]

i don't suppose you took any photos?

why yes of course. i'll just post th.... wait a minute...

 

[#10-7]

Do you fancy Lorcanzone?

He's a nice looking fella.

you had your chance.

 

[Super Dexta]

Do you fancy Lorcanzone?

He's a nice looking fella.

get away! i saw him first! <unsheathes claws>

 

[Super Dexta]

Do you fancy Lorcanzone?

He's a nice looking fella.

seriously though, i fancy nearly everyone i've met off thumped. except you.

 

[billygannon]

seriously though, i fancy nearly everyone i've met off thumped. except you.

I'm gutted.
I thought there was something... electric... between us.

Now I know that it was a fence. An electrical fence made of hate-wires.

 

[Super Dexta]

I'm gutted.
I thought there was something... electric... between us.

Now I know that it was a fence. An electrical fence made of hate-wires.

ah... you have obviously yet to learn that

 

[cassette/tape]

ah... you have obviously yet to learn that

jaysus.
its hot in herre.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What does it mean if you have a headache that starts in your neck, goes up through your head and makes your eyeballs sore?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Something more serious than a headache. Could be creeping paralysis. Or just the beginnings of a flu.