fucking hell is it break up season??? (1 Viewer)

[muffin]

are youse married??how do i miss everything on thumped?

 

[Squiggle]

are youse married??how do i miss everything on thumped?

He is, I'm not, but I know his wife. She's lovely... and deadly, in every way.

 

[muffin]

ohh right..so yiz arent married to each other..i thought id been living under a big thumped rock for the past million years

 

[Goff]

HMD and Diddles sitting in a tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Get with the program, Muffin!

 

[muffin]

oh its like school all over again..

 

[Janer]

my friend B just left her husband of 7 MONTHS after she discovered he cheated on her - she's moved out and trying to start over.....(they had the most beautiful wedding )
they'd been togetehr for about 6 years before getting married late last year.
he always seemed mad about her and she certainly was about him - one of those couples you looked at and thought "made for each other".

and now my other good friend and her fella's relationship is headed up the shitter and she's bawling to me about it on the phone and i feel just awful because they are both good friends of mine and i hate when my friends are sad. they broke up last night.

and finally ANOTHER pair of friends who i have known for a few years - im friends with both - have just broken up and she's on the phone to me crying too.

i mean god almighty!!!!!!! im always there for my friends day or night and i've no gripes with that aspect - it just makes me sad when my friends are.........breakups are truly shit.

is it the moon phase? is there something in the water?

WHERE IS THE LOVE????
:heart:

Nothing beats fresh pussy...for sure for sure.

 

[ernesto]

i think eveyone in a relationship should have to walk on hot coals. especially when theyre being all coupley around me

 

[muffin]

are ya alright ernesto?you sound awful bitter..

and i dont mean for that to come across as me being sarcastic or mean..

 

[Squiggle]

i think eveyone in a relationship should have to walk on hot coals. especially when theyre being all coupley around me

I will support this, as long as stoning is introduced for anyone with more than one girlfriend, especially sleazy "punks"

 

[carbide]

I will support this, as long as stoning is introduced for anyone with more than one girlfriend, especially sleazy "punks"

ah, but you can't be mad at "them" when they're telling you to become the bit on the side, can you?

 

[Squiggle]

ah, but you can't be mad at "them" when they're telling you to become the bit on the side, can you?

Hahaha! Depends, but when their advice is likely to lead to a slow and painful death (no, HMD is not involved) I take such advice very personally

Besides, I've never been anyone's bit on the side and I'm getting too old to start that sort of carry on!

 

[ernesto]

are ya alright ernesto?you sound awful bitter..

and i dont mean for that to come across as me being sarcastic or mean..

em, yeah..... kind of... just a bit, ye'know.....'mopey'. i get a call now and again and she's off to this party with these people and those people and having a great aul time and wondering how i am and im all like.... 'well, i didnt spend too long on thumped today and i went for a nice walk'. and i cant even afford to go out and meet new people. also i live at home so rebound chances = zeeero.
ah im grand. actually, ill shut up now bow rit.

I will support this, as long as stoning is introduced for anyone with more than one girlfriend, especially sleazy "punks"

hahaha
yeah, totally!!! big pointed stones. with 'be happy in HELL fuckerss!!' written on the side.

 

[Space]

i still dream of changing my myspace profile to 'in a relationship'. is this the right thread for this?

Wanna go for a drink?

 

[Squiggle]

Wanna go for a drink?

Another budding "Thumped Connection" Ah, it makes your heart sing!

 

[Doctor Muscles]

....... 'mon the ridin season!!!!!!

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Theres a season? How have I remained oblivious to it? Whats the weather like during it?

 

[RSJ]

Theres a season? How have I remained oblivious to it? Whats the weather like during it?

Moist.

 

[muffin]

must spread rep etc etc..

 

[ernesto]

Moist.

must spread rep etc etc..

indeed

 

[Lili Marlene]

Nothing beats fresh pussy...for sure for sure.

this one is for Janer, listen carefully to it please

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[Doctor Muscles]

Moist.

I'll bring my brolly.