Here's a thing, have any of you actually MADE any friends off facebook? I haven't. But maybe I'm just a bollix. Lost a few, maybe. Managed to reluctantly reconnect with a bunch of people I didn't really want to connect with, maybe. But I haven't made one friend.
It's banale and boring and pedestrian and everything on it actually makes me feel alone and want to top myself. Especially daw-brains arguing about shit. I dont care about your politics, Emmet O'Shaughnessy McGoldrick McArsewad on the Irish Times comments thread.
Even you pricks are less crack on facebook.
It's a load of fucking shite. It's that that your man the dwarf with the freckles should be held accountable for. Ruining the buzz of the internet. Twitter too, and all of those other stupid things like Instagram that make us all into boring shitfucks. He should be sued for making life crap.
I was in a queue in a cafe the other day and every jerk-off there was on a phone. I was smirking to myself about this until I realised that I WAS TOO.