rumpus
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Ah, a real lady. The human turd is so recognisable as human. You'd like to explain some outdoor turds away...but you can't...they just have that should-be-in-water naked human shit thing going on...
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Stuart Little (01 Feb, 2002 02:50 p.m.):
I have a question.
To wit:
Where have all the dry, white, powdery, flakey poos gone?
Hector Grey (01 Feb, 2002 03:15 p.m.):
i suspect a poo patrol conspiracy theory. there's just not as much as there used to be... blame albert reynolds.
Florian Fricked (01 Feb, 2002 03:47 p.m.):
I heard someone say it had to do with the amount of calcium in the dog food. Calcium's white, right? White rhymes with shite.
Did you realise that those turds were flammible? I was told they were. Here's a trick should you come across one ever again, and find yourself, say 15 years of age again.
Get white turd in bag somehow.
Deposit turd on nasty neighbour's doorstep.
Ignite turd.
Run.
The neighbour (preferably the one who refused to return your football) comes out of his gaff, sees fire and thinks "fire!".
Neighbour extinguishes fire with sole of shoe.
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