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rumpus (01 Feb, 2002 12:04 p.m.):
Another classic was my mate Wil being asked when he was in school:
"Here, Wil, when you're married how much piss are you gonna put into your wife to make her have a babay"
his answer?
"All of it."
chrith (01 Feb, 2002 11:45 a.m.):
dear ms o'malley,
i enjoy that story terribly. i have the hangover worthy of a silver-back after finding a crate of bourbon in the wreckage of plane in the congo and would be overjoyed if you had any other special stories that will help me through the day.
mise le meas
criostior mac an bhreithimh
Dan (01 Feb, 2002 01:25 p.m.):
I was walking down townsend street once and saw a shit on top of a wall with a cocktail umbrella stuck in it and a glass of orange juice right beside it..
Squalch (01 Feb, 2002 01:37 p.m.):
last summer i was sharing a small apartment with some girls in america. the toilet kept backing up and being the man of the house i had to unblock the fucker. this went on everyday for a week. i mean im talking shit fueled mayhem here. the plunger was getting shit up from weeks previous. everyone was blaming everyone else for the problem (some of the girls got embarrased) and we ended up having to use the toilet for pissing only. so one day while in work i had to go to the toilet. i went in and went about my business as usual. when i finished i turned and flushed. well jesus christ didnt the bastard fill up and then over then out on to the floor. i opened the door and watched in horror as it leaked out and filled the entire toilets.i decided to get the fuck out of there and legged nearly slipping on the wet. the toilets were closed the next day and i was afraid to shit for weeks. does anyone know what coould have caused my cement-like shit?
Turns out the young man didn't have the brain power to differentiate between masturbate and menstruate...
Nose (01 Feb, 2002 01:58 p.m.):
On the subject of cooked shit, I was in bording school and we too had a phantom shitter, the prick\legend used to shit in peoples suitcases, in sinks, under bed sheets etc. One time he actually shat down the back of a radiator, and at 5:30 when the heating came on in the dorms the smell was only divine...
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