drunk on a saturday (1 Viewer)

[msbhaven]

i'm fucking twisted. i have a big bruise on the back of my leg and glass in my hand............... my YSL makeup case thing broke up in my bag last night i'm very upset about that and i got 2 and a half hrs sleep

i'm fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked and in fucking work

 

[The Schnapper]

i'm fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked and in fucking work

Half shot myself and in work

 

[msbhaven]

I think I'm scaring people a little by sitting here and mumbling to myself "fuck fuck fuck, shit jesus oh fuck"

my bowels don't feel all that stable either

 

[Diddles]

You have my sympathy.

 

[msbhaven]

thank you diddly tiddles

 

[oh shit]

go home

 

[msbhaven]

don't you think if it was possible to go home i'd fucking be there

honestly

you're pretty stupid

hows things?

 

[RSJ]

I wish i was still drunk. Right now i'm just groggy and i've got another probably five and a half hours. Balls.

 

[msbhaven]

I'm getting to the groggy stage. I'm going to go over to ya ya's at 12.30 and have a SAVAGE fry

savage.

 

[oh shit]

don't you think if it was possible to go home i'd fucking be there

honestly

you're pretty stupid

hows things?

i'm not the one who thought it'd be a good idea to get shitfaced with work in the morning

why isn't it possible? are you working in a salt mine? or a submarine? maybe you should join a union

anyway, i'm fine, thanks! record shopping on a saturday morning from the comfort of my kitchen. the internet is really something!

 

[oh shit]

what were you drinking? it's usually guiness that fucks me up inside. most other things i can deal with after a few farts.

 

[msbhaven]

come here

fuck off

what records are you buying? is it possible to become aroused thinking of a fry?

i'm not the one who thought it'd be a good idea to get shitfaced with work in the morning

why isn't it possible? are you working in a salt mine? or a submarine? maybe you should join a union

anyway, i'm fine, thanks! record shopping on a saturday morning from the comfort of my kitchen. the internet is really something!

 

[RSJ]

come here

fuck off

what records are you buying? is it possible to become aroused thinking of a fry?

Hahah, classic haven.

 

[msbhaven]

eh vodka and redbull and champagne, which i think we stole on someone who won it as a prize

what were you drinking? it's usually guiness that fucks me up inside. most other things i can deal with after a few farts.

 

[msbhaven]

are you going to the airshow tomorrow?

i've to entertain me mammy for the day she's coming to visit but i don't mind coz i love me mammy

Hahah, classic haven.

 

[oh shit]

come here

fuck off

what records are you buying? is it possible to become aroused thinking of a fry?

i can't go past a chippy without having a wank, so yes, yes it is.

"soundboys ashes get chopped out and snorted"

"soundboys nuts get ground up proper"

and some other mad tunes for the kids

 

[msbhaven]

all i got from that was jip chips

 

[RSJ]

are you going to the airshow tomorrow?

i've to entertain me mammy for the day she's coming to visit but i don't mind coz i love me mammy

I live in salthill so i don't have much choice. Rooftop barbecues rule.

 

[msbhaven]

nice.

hope it rains

 

[RSJ]

Yeah and i hope you throw up on yourself.

Eh, smiley face.