doctor, doctor (1 Viewer)

[Wobbler]

you're dead right. Make her love you for what you are, not the contents of your pants. Keep the padlock on until the wedding night. Only right and proper

I don't want her to get a nasty shock. Maybe I should breat it to her gently first.

 

[rettucs]

I don't want her to get a nasty shock. Maybe I should breat it to her gently first.

test the waters. Get a DVD of some documentary about the subject. See how she reacts. Then ask her, 'would you still love me if I was like the man in the DVD?'. See how that goes. If that doesn't work ask her what her thoughts on IVF are

 

[Buzzo]

Here, people- posting thread titles that are the same as shit songs can ruin my day. Inner jukebox hijack affair.

"Doctor doctor
Can't you see I'm burnin burnin
Ooooooh dacktah dacktah
Is this love ahm feeeeeeeeeleeeehn?"

Ehm, no. I'm afraid that'd be the VD, Mr Thompson.


ho ho ho

 

[u:m]

fella on harrington st that was dead nice and weirdly camp

injected me in the bum, patted my belly, said i was a good
lad and sent me on my way with a week off work. there's
a pharamacy downstairs too.

he was like a mix of al pacino and jerry lewis. i dunno if these
things make a good doctor, but he was definiltely memorable
and i didn't die

10/10!

dr brady. what a dude

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

haha yeah that's it! he kept calling me by
different names which made him even more
endearing