dave mcsavage = new levels of cuntage prevails (1 Viewer)

[Froog]

i might use ed byrne's head to mop up all the blood.

 

[lympog]

if you passed a burning comedy club and Dave McSavage, Des Bishop and Jason Byrne were trying to crawl there way out from the flaming rubble, and you only have to time to kick one of them back into the inferno... which one would it be?

i'd just stand back and wank to be honest. there's nowt more liberating than getting your cock out on the quays
!ninjaaaa
leigh

 

[Corey]

I've cancelled the contract i put out on Des Bishop since i caught a bit of his latest show. It's not fucking hilarious, but it's not bad. He's off the death list and onto my shit list. Things can only get better.

 

[Jerry Twig]

i have a quasi interesting story about david mc savage.
ill tell you tomorrow.

I'm still waiting for this story.

PS - you are all such haters. I am really disappointed

 

[jane]

I wonder if we started a petition could we get him banned from the streets? Or could you get a restraining order on him so that he cant come close enough to mouth obscentities at you?

I like this idea, sort of a class action restraining order.

He'd probably love it, though.

Oh yeah, and queen kong, OUT WITH THE STORY ALREADY.

 

[timbot]

Oh yeah, and queen kong, OUT WITH THE STORY ALREADY.

Seconded, I got a quasi waiting to hear it...

 

[JohnnyRaz]

if you passed a burning comedy club and Dave McSavage, Des Bishop and Jason Byrne were trying to crawl there way out from the flaming rubble, and you only have to time to kick one of them back into the inferno... which one would it be?

Id drag jason byrne out (the lightest) and use his skinny frame to sufocate mcsavage and bishops as they lay gasping and cripsy on the pavement.

 

[timbot]

Id drag jason byrne out (the lightest) and use his skinny frame to sufocate mcsavage and bishops as they lay gasping and cripsy on the pavement.

This thread is really going to bite you in the ass when those 3 show up dead this weekend.

 

[east hastings]

even writing and thinking about the shit dave mcsavage has done pisses me off to no end

 

[Unicron]

even writing and thinking about the shit dave mcsavage has done pisses me off to no end

Do you know the story about your brother and him?

 

[Froog]

is it a quasi story?

 

[timbot]

is it a quasi story?

No, it is about the quasi retarded

(Dave McSavage, not your brother...)

 

[east hastings]

Do you know the story about your brother and him?

was this during The Field?

i can't remember anyway, what happened again?

 

[east hastings]

the first time we went to the field not the second, i remember what happened the second night

 

[lympog]

this still going down..? jaysus, a whole lot of hate like... he's still a cunt though

leigh

 

[JohnnyRaz]

this still going down..? jaysus, a whole lot of hate like... he's still a cunt though

leigh

maybe you could nominate a new candidate for hate every week. eventually it could have its own board; 'leighs candidate for hate'

 

[cephalopod]

He's bringing this thread to court

 

[lympog]

maybe you could nominate a new candidate for hate every week. eventually it could have its own board; 'leighs candidate for hate'

sounds like a plan
next week: john mcenroe

 

[Jerry Twig]

sounds like a plan
next week: john mcenroe

are you giving us time to prepare by announcing it now?

 

[taubstumm]

oh, that john mcenroe fella really grinds my gears!

ah, who am i kidding, i think he's great, he's like bruce springsteen's nerdy brother