Dates from hell.. (2 Viewers)

[Sweetie]

please tell me that he wrote b***h instead of bitch!!and to the lyrics to never ever!sweetie yr killing me here...

You know I googled those lyrics right?

I probably still have the letter somewhere

 

[MDR]

saying that I was a b****h

A bou tique?

 

[Sweetie]

A bou tique?

That would be a much better way to describe me! And they wouldn't get it

 

[Yurn!]

That would be a much better way to describe me! And they wouldn't get it

a/s/l?

 

[muffin]

You know I googled those lyrics right?

I probably still have the letter somewhere

oh yeah i meant just the cringy-ness of him giving you those lyrics..i have letters from a boy who i had a bit of a dalliance with where he quotes an awful lot of slipknot lyrics..and talks about how he's gonna beat down fred durst..for serious..god i miss being a teenager..

 

[Mormon Nailer]

oh yeah i meant just the cringy-ness of him giving you those lyrics..i have letters from a boy who i had a bit of a dalliance with where he quotes an awful lot of slipknot lyrics..and talks about how he's gonna beat down fred durst..for serious..god i miss being a teenager..

I don't.
And teenage girls dress like lapdancers now.
In my time it was raggle taggle skirts and wooly jumpers with thumb holes.
I want a refund.

 

[Jill Hives]

a/s/l?

I am probably going to regret this but what the hell does that mean? I have seen it a few times now. Text speak? Personal ad speak? I will refrain from typing out the possibilities.

 

[CitySickness]

A2M?

 

[muffin]

I am probably going to regret this but what the hell does that mean? I have seen it a few times now. Text speak? Personal ad speak? I will refrain from typing out the possibilities.

its age/sex/location..i think yurn! is trying to groom you for some cyber sex

 

[Jill Hives]

its age/sex/location..i think yurn! is trying to groom you for some cyber sex

It wasn't with regard to me. It's also much more tame than what I had come up with. Thanks.

 

[Lord Damian]

June 6, 6666

a date from hell.


hate from dell:

 

[Zeelander]

zeelander is back!

and my worst relationship story ties in with will smith..i once went out with a dude called phil who was a big will smith fan..so when he listened to the album he would replace 'will' with 'phil' throughout the entire album..seriously..the line 'excuse me philenium' still haunts me..we lasted about a month..

Hallo!

I like the cut of Phil's jib. Is he currently single?

 

[muffin]

you wouldnt wanna go out with him miss zee!!he's a bit frigid

 

[ratmonkey]

zeelander is back!

and my worst relationship story ties in with will smith..i once went out with a dude called phil who was a big will smith fan..so when he listened to the album he would replace 'will' with 'phil' throughout the entire album..seriously..the line 'excuse me philenium' still haunts me..we lasted about a month..

Was it Phil Collins?

 

[wild_cat]

I know where he got the whole "girl like you thing", it turns out that his friend as at the same New Years party....

Where I was kissing this one guy all night and then turned around and got with his best friend. hahahahahhahaha. While falling over and spilling my drink all over everyones stuff, to which a guy id known for a couple of years was screaming at me over the whole house party "will you fucking ever grow up, your not 15 any fucking more". So everyone there was introduced to Roisin basically.

No wonder why he thinks im that sort of girl.....

 

[Zeelander]

"will you fucking ever grow up, your not 15 any fucking more".

Totally.

 

[wild_cat]

Oh dont worry, havent had a night like that in a good while. Im getting shy in my old age.

 

[pete]

Where I was kissing this one guy all night and then turned around and got with his best friend. hahahahahhahaha. While falling over and spilling my drink all over everyones stuff, to which a guy id known for a couple of years was screaming at me over the whole house party "will you fucking ever grow up, your not 15 any fucking more".

Is this friend called Ducky? And do you live in Shermer, Illinois by any chance?

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

oh ducky.

 

[wild_cat]

Is this friend called Ducky? And do you live in Shermer, Illinois by any chance?

No.

I dont know his friends name, I heard it off my friend Anna's whos house party it was and she asked me about yer man as she had heard I was going cinema with him off said friend.

If you get my jist.