chat up lines (2 Viewers)

[Bag'o'cans]

that's amazing clever. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Want to come round to my place and talk about it?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Giz a go

 

[ms.b.haven]

do you make a lil' 'w' with your thumbs and index fingers when you say that

whatever, like as if dude

beg me and i'll email you

whatever.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

do you make a lil' 'w' with your thumbs and index fingers when you say that

whatever, like as if dude

beg me and i'll email you

mail me if you want to.

 

[ms.b.haven]

do you want me to want to?

mail me if you want to.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

do you want me to want to?

yawn... i'm not impressed by this teetering. i like a lady who knows what she wants and then goes after it.

 

[Zeelander]

"no, seriously, i don't mind sleeping on the couch..."
"but you'll get a bad back. and anyway, i'm sure i can control myself. (titter)"
"score"

Hag, have I chatted you up before??? Are you just quoting my own lines back to me? they're so subtle and so obvious at the same time. That's their beauty.

 

[ms.b.haven]

stop trying to turn it around so i'll think 'ok i'll show him' it's not working you want me more than i want you.

yawn... i'm not impressed by this teetering. i like a lady who knows what she wants and then goes after it.

 

[todd_landers]

him: do you want to come home with me?

her: why would I want to do that?

him: I only live around the corner and I'm good in bed

her: OK!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Hag, have I chatted you up before??? Are you just quoting my own lines back to me? they're so subtle and so obvious at the same time. That's their beauty.

nothing beats a bit of straight talking!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

stop trying to turn it around so i'll think 'ok i'll show him' it's not working you want me more than i want you.

yawn.

 

[ms.b.haven]

whatever

yawn.

 

[jane]

Walking down into a very large and echo-y PATH/subway station in NY last New Year's Eve, one of a small crowd of transit police bellowed at us, "MMMMM-HMMM! IF YOU WAS CRACK, I'D SMOKE YA!"


The echo went on until the summer. Or something.

And Hag, try what Mr Bollix did, tell the lady she's fat, and maybe she'll sit on you.

 

[Zeelander]

nothing beats a bit of straight talking!

I do have a secret little manoeuvre I use for wooing that I can't even reveal it's so good and I save it for when I really like someone and it always works. It could be dangerous in the wrong hands.

 

[guy of the tiger]

I do have a secret little manoeuvre I use for wooing

is it this?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I do have a secret little manoeuvre I use for wooing that I can't even reveal it's so good and I save it for when I really like someone and it always works. It could be dangerous in the wrong hands.

oh do tell. help spread the love and stuff.

 

[jane]

I just realised I only recently told that crack-baby story on another thread. Just this week.

But, how about telling a lady she's fat? Seriously. Someone just tried it on me.

Apparently, it had nothing to do with the fact that I was sitting on his head, eating a stick of butter.

The more he dug himself a hole about how 'big' I am, the more I crushed his head with my back fat.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I just realised I only recently told that crack-baby story on another thread. Just this week.

But, how about telling a lady she's fat? Seriously. Someone just tried it on me.

Apparently, it had nothing to do with the fact that I was sitting on his head, eating a stick of butter.

The more he dug himself a hole about how 'big' I am, the more I crushed his head with my back fat.

i so don't believe you actually went through with it... but, like i said, if you did and it catches on...

 

[Zeelander]

You could have posted something far weirder, so I thank you sir. Yeah, i wish i did have a secret manouevre. When I really like someone I do this and then this and wish i could be more like this

is it this?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

zita, all that just gets in the way and is ultimately boring. it really is refreshing to meet someone who you can tell has looked you over and/or spoken to you and has decided that they're going to sleep with you and that you have little or no say in it...

You could have posted something far weirder, so I thank you sir. Yeah, i wish i did have a secret manouevre. When I really like someone I do this and then this and wish i could be more like this