chat up lines (5 Viewers)

snakybus · Jul 28, 2004

yep that's a good story

ever read Franny and Zooey?

spiritualtramp · Jul 28, 2004

Mumblin Deaf Ro said:
I think we had this discussion before, but isn't this about a guy who kills himself after fiddling with a kid - showing her the bananafish?

It's been a while since I read it, but i remember being left with that impression somehow.

emmm...oh dearie me. I didn't get the impression he fiddled with the kid. perhaps I have no tabloid mindset.

ostrichsyndrome · Jul 28, 2004

see what you started pad...

coldspoon girls do exist, i see them at your gigs, the girls who look like they should be drinking red wine in a yuppie bar, they bring their head-clad-in-makeup look to places they have obviously never been before... admit it, you have a fanclub of 20 something professional women who wanna shag you cos your in a band....

MDR · Jul 28, 2004

snakybus said:
yep that's a good story

ever read Franny and Zooey?

yup.

shame there's aren't more books published by him.

Ex-User (250) · Jul 28, 2004

ostrichsyndrome said:
see what you started pad...

coldspoon girls do exist, i see them at your gigs, the girls who look like they should be drinking red wine in a yuppie bar, they bring their head-clad-in-makeup look to places they have obviously never been before... admit it, you have a fanclub of 20 something professional women who wanna shag you cos your in a band....

i saw one of them last night, sitting beside him. he still says it's for some project or something though... ha ha ha.

ostrichsyndrome · Jul 28, 2004

hag said:
i saw one of them last night, sitting beside him. he still says it's for some project or something though... ha ha ha.

no way... maybe you should pass some skills over? they followed him to crawdaddy, it was weird

pad · Jul 28, 2004

ostrichsyndrome said:
no way... maybe you should pass some skills over? they followed him to crawdaddy, it was weird

how was it weird? they're my mates.
and hag, i couldn't concentrate on her cause i had spent the entire evening getting up the courage to talk to you.

Ex-User (250) · Jul 28, 2004

pad said:
how was it weird? they're my mates.
and hag, i couldn't concentrate on her cause i had spent the entire evening getting up the courage to talk to you.

i told you pad, our beef is with ronan alone. if you want to assume some of his guilt, that's up to you but i wouldn't advise it

looking forward to thursday

pad · Jul 28, 2004

hag said:
i told you pad, our beef is with ronan alone. if you want to assume some of his guilt, that's up to you but i wouldn't advise it looking forward to thursday

looking forward to the train journey home at half five in the morning. yay.

Cormcolash · Jul 28, 2004

Haven't read any of this thread, but my two favourite chat-up lines are

"Here wee girl, yure powerful, will you see me?"
and
"Here wee girl you have big baps, fancy a ride?"

Jimmy Magee · Jul 28, 2004

egg_ said:
You know what?
I despise 'kitsch'. What is it only the glorification of shite
Fuck kitsch, says I

But laughing at the enormous volume of shit in the world is the only way to stay sane!

MDR · Jul 29, 2004

...laughing at, or producing more of it?

snakybus · Jul 29, 2004

I prefer quiche

Kundera takes kitsch to new levels:

http://www.kundera.de/english/Info-Point/Kitsch_in_Kunderas_Work/kitsch_in_kunderas_work.html

ITalkShite · Jul 29, 2004

Zita said:
My best chat-up line is <innocent> Is it ok if I kip in yours? Don't get any ideas or anything though. </innocent>

yeah, i always score when i use HTML formatting in my chat-up lines. it's irresistible.

Zeelander · Jul 29, 2004

ITalkShite said:
yeah, i always score when i use HTML formatting in my chat-up lines. it's irresistible.

Me too. But I think it's because I'm such a giant fucking ride that I score, not my crafty use of HTML. Sap.

Bag'o'cans · Jul 29, 2004

Zita said:
Me too. But I think it's because I'm such a giant fucking ride that I score, not my crafty use of HTML. Sap.

Check out the </head><body> on her, fnerf fnerf (thats a nerd laugh) fnerf

ITalkShite · Jul 29, 2004

Zita said:
Me too. But I think it's because I'm such a giant fucking ride that I score, not my crafty use of HTML. Sap.

hey, listen, it's hard enough to say these lines with a hurley in my mouth, so don't be raggin' on me.

Donkey OJ · Jul 29, 2004

Bag'o'cans said:
Check out the </head><body> on her, fnerf fnerf (thats a nerd laugh) fnerf

heh heh. dont know what any of this means but it's putting me in the humour

<valign=bottom>
<width=100%>
<wrap>
<input type="Hidden">

Bag'o'cans · Jul 29, 2004

Donkey OJ said:
heh heh. dont know what any of this means but it's putting me in the humour
<valign=bottom>
<width=100%>
<wrap>
<input type="Hidden">

input scr frnerf fnerf

Ex-User (250) · Jul 29, 2004

oh jesus...

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