chat up lines (2 Viewers)

[jane]

i so don't believe you actually went through with it... but, like i said, if you did and it catches on...

I wish I had. I really shoulda. Problem was, I got trapped on my back like a corpulent cockroach, and, by the time the AA arrived with the jack to hoist me back into a 'standing' position, he was gone. I whimpered a little, but the nice men gave me a yummy bucket of chocolate to wash down my afternoon goose grease, so now I feel better.

 

[thegoone]

is there an archive of crap pictures that people on forums use?
what did you have this sittin around on your pootah for fancy?

is it this?

 

[guy of the tiger]

archive=google

is there an archive of crap pictures that people on forums use?
what did you have this sittin around on your pootah for fancy?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

throne=drum stool. i got a equipment list from trans am once and it had 'throne' on it. and i was like "hey guys, what the fuck is a throne? is that like a stupid term americans use for a drum stool? ha ha ha"

all i got back was a blank mail with "throne=drum stool" as the subject line.

stupid americans.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

got to leave no or else i'll miss the rednecks. silly people who don't go to see rednecks in the village for 9 euros. and then you get j.cake and n.hynes too. silly peeps who don't go. byeeeeeeeee.

 

[eoinOT]

throne=drum stool. i got a equipment list from trans am once and it had 'throne' on it. and i was like "hey guys, what the fuck is a throne? is that like a stupid term americans use for a drum stool? ha ha ha"

all i got back was a blank mail with "throne=drum stool" as the subject line.

stupid americans.

Nobody likes to be called stupid, Hag. Not even americans.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Nobody likes to be called stupid, Hag. Not even americans.

what was the point in posting that?

 

[Unclealo]

2 words for tonight: Dirty & 3!

 

[It Will Never Last]

but it's not like i actually want you? internet flirting is fun but...no

You're just being a trollop now...

Very disappointing.

 

[Chocohead]

"feel my wet patch"

 

[nlgbbbblth]

"you look like you're touching cloth"

"golden shower or brown hailstones"

 

[choking_tara]

throne=drum stool. i got a equipment list from trans am once and it had 'throne' on it. and i was like "hey guys, what the fuck is a throne? is that like a stupid term americans use for a drum stool? ha ha ha"

all i got back was a blank mail with "throne=drum stool" as the subject line.

stupid americans.

haha, stupid Americans!

 

[Jimmy Magee]

You could have posted something far weirder, so I thank you sir. Yeah, i wish i did have a secret manouevre. When I really like someone I do this and then this and wish i could be more like this

Ah the histamine overload, my familiar friend.

 

[Donkey OJ]

"you look like you're touching cloth"

"golden shower or brown hailstones"

heh heh brown hailstones. who wudda thunk it? k everyone close their eyes and picture a brown thunderstorm.!ninjaaaa not exactly a chatup line but an interesting exercise nonetheless.

 

[ms.b.haven]

is that supposed to be an effective chat-up line too?


could you imagine 'you're nothing but a fucking trollop, fancy a smooch' that'd probably work on me!

You're just being a trollop now...

Very disappointing.

 

[It Will Never Last]

could you imagine 'you're nothing but a fucking trollop, fancy a smooch' that'd probably work on me!

Seeing as I'm still waiting on confirmation of the cooked breakfast in exchange for me going halves on a bastard with you, I was thinking someething along the lines of:

"Check this for a sex equation: my eggs sunny side up = your eggs fertilised"

Bet that gets your motor running....vroom vroom...

!cheezy

 

[ms.b.haven]

no...i'm just laughing at you now



anyway you said your mother didn't want me near you?

Seeing as I'm still waiting on confirmation of the cooked breakfast in exchange for me going halves on a bastard with you, I was thinking someething along the lines of:

"Check this for a sex equation: my eggs sunny side up = your eggs fertilised"

Bet that gets your motor running....vroom vroom...

!cheezy

 

[It Will Never Last]

no...i'm just laughing at you now

anyway you said your mother didn't want me near you?

Fine, you're DEAD TO ME!

Here, I never said me aul wan didn't want you near me, don't be getting delusions of grandeur. She just told me to stay away from schlappahs. You did the maths...

I'm just off a night duty and I'm gumming for a bacon sarnie. Any chance you'll provide?

 

[ms.b.haven]

i am not a slapper...i'm a tramp, there is a slight difference! bacon sambo, oh yum. no i'd love sum white pudding on toast with a little bit of ketchup. ok call into me so

Fine, you're DEAD TO ME!

Here, I never said me aul wan didn't want you near me, don't be getting delusions of grandeur. She just told me to stay away from schlappahs. You did the maths...

I'm just off a night duty and I'm gumming for a bacon sarnie. Any chance you'll provide?

 

[spiritualtramp]

i am not a slapper...i'm a tramp, there is a slight difference!

lady, look at my username. I'm the tramp around here, ok?