chat up lines (2 Viewers)

[Latex lizzie]

hey, listen, it's hard enough to say these lines with a hurley in my mouth, so don't be raggin' on me.

your avatar is the spits of a friend of mine called rachel? where did you pluck it from?

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

Haven't read any of this thread, but my two favourite chat-up lines are

"Here wee girl, yure powerful, will you see me?"
and
"Here wee girl you have big baps, fancy a ride?"

have you been hanging around donegal, cos i'm sure i heard them lines in my youth in that wonderful county...
my favourite line
' Do ye have any land?'

i'm a country boy at heart

 

[spiritualtramp]

have you been hanging around donegal, cos i'm sure i heard them lines in my youth in that wonderful county...
my favourite line
' Do ye have any land?'

i'm a country boy at heart

some woman at Hervs sisters wedding went up to a farmer that was there and asked him about his milk yields. it was the start of a beautiful relationship.