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[Ex-User (250)]

no haggy love. oh god, do women actually entertain your advances in real life?

i don't normally have to make 'advances' really. it just kinda happens... i dunno.

 

[#10-7]

Stephen-out-of-Stoat's ran out of ideas once after going to back to some girl's house and talking and drinking for hours ... so he sent her a text that said 'DO U FANCY A SHAG'
She did, as it turned out

 

[Ex-User (250)]

A pic of hag in a dress is more than I can stomach this afternoon....

oh my god, how can one person be that clever?

 

[spiritualtramp]

Stephen-out-of-Stoat ran out of ideas once after going to back to some girl's house and talking and drinking for hours ... so he sent her a text that said 'DO U FANCY A SHAG'
She did, as it turned out

.|..| class

 

[ms.b.haven]

hmmm, i was thinking a work email may do the trick to convince you, but i could get in serious trouble if you start taking the mick with it

i don't normally have to make 'advances' really. it just kinda happens... i dunno.

 

[pad]

ah here, no need to be touchy. i meant you are a nice guy but maybe too nice for this girl? you said you needed some brash lines or something?

thats very kind of you hag. thank you. however im not using these lines on a girl (god help me if i did) i need crap lines for a project in work.

 

[Zeelander]

Inviting someone back to hear some particular record you've been discussing or something is a good idea. NB Keep music collection and music machine in your bedroom. Heh heh heh. I don't know why I'm giving all this stuff away for free.

 

[Wheels]

"Here you, giz a shot of your burger."

 

[damien]

this kind of callous disregard for feelings and emotions sickens me

 

[george mcfly]

"Here you, giz a shot of your burger."

hahaha

'want to go halves on a bastard?'

 

[Bag'o'cans]

i figure half the posters on thumped are lorcanzo, including you, i may be lorcanzo too. he's evil him

I had a very clever idea lastnight how to prove something like this.
it would involve meeting on thumped at a certain time and a question would be posted at an official time, the answer would have to be about 3 or 4 lines long taking about a minut to type, and then the reply times of two posters suspected of being the same person could be compared. it'd be just like thumpeds very own mc carthy/ salem with trials.
Yours sincerely proffessor of cunning.

 

[Ed]

I had a very clever idea lastnight how to prove something like this.
it would involve meeting on thumped at a certain time and a question would be posted at an official time, the answer would have to be about 3 or 4 lines long taking about a minut to type, and then the reply times of two posters suspected of being the same person could be compared. it'd be just like thumpeds very own mc carthy/ salem with trials.
Yours sincerely proffessor of cunning.

That's a bit over-elaborate isn't it, pete just knows the ips

 

[ms.b.haven]

but he's obviously not going to give them out now is he?

 

[snakybus]

lying for sex

ye should all be ashamed of yerselves, ye scuts

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Oh look, I've accidentally started walking in the direction of your place because I was so engrossed in our conversation...

"no, seriously, i don't mind sleeping on the couch..."
"but you'll get a bad back. and anyway, i'm sure i can control myself. (titter)"
"score"

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Inviting someone back to hear some particular record you've been discussing or something is a good idea. NB Keep music collection and music machine in your bedroom. Heh heh heh. I don't know why I'm giving all this stuff away for free.

have you been reading my diary???

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I had a very clever idea lastnight how to prove something like this.
it would involve meeting on thumped at a certain time and a question would be posted at an official time, the answer would have to be about 3 or 4 lines long taking about a minut to type, and then the reply times of two posters suspected of being the same person could be compared. it'd be just like thumpeds very own mc carthy/ salem with trials.
Yours sincerely proffessor of cunning.

that's amazing clever. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hmmm, i was thinking a work email may do the trick to convince you, but i could get in serious trouble if you start taking the mick with it

i don't mind how you do it. but no me until you do it.

 

[ms.b.haven]

but it's not like i actually want you? internet flirting is fun but...no

i don't mind how you do it. but no me until you do it.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

but it's not like i actually want you? internet flirting is fun but...no

whatever.