chat up lines (1 Viewer)

[spiritualtramp]

what is the best/worst/cheesiest chat up line you have ever heard/used/had used on you.

any of them hopelessly unoriginal ones like "heaven must be missing an angel" or "how do you like your eggs in the morning" are most cringe inducing.

when I was single I'd just start a conversation about music. if the victim in question didn't want to rant about rare b-sides for ages I'd kick him to the kerb.

 

[nEiLo]

which is worse regret or failure?

failure of course

 

[Latex lizzie]

Hey neil start the story with "i have this friend..

 

[spiritualtramp]

failure of course

in which case you can always go home and listen to the smiths.

do you have any idea if she is interested? any smouldering looks from across the office? accidental meetings at the water cooler?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

"Where do you live?"
"xxx"
"Oh, I just live around the corner... and I've got some doob."
"Ok, I don't usually do this kind of thing you know..."
"Yeah, sure. You ready?" <smiles>
"Sure" <smiles>

this works!!!

 

[damien]

womanizer.

 

[guy of the tiger]

If I want to get with a hoochie, I usually start the ball rolling by giving it the......

...then if that works I might show them my...

...usually at that point they come back to my...

and we end up in my...

...after a some...

 

[Donkey OJ]

"Where do you live?"
"xxx"
"Oh, I just live around the corner... and I've got some doob."
"Ok, I don't usually do this kind of thing you know..."
"Yeah, sure. You ready?" <smiles>
"Sure" <smiles>

this works!!!

*exact* same conversation happened to me once. 'cept for "some doob" substitute "a trampoline"

 

[Ex-User (250)]

womanizer.

womanizer? show me a woman who doesn't ant to be 'womanized' and i'll stop.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

womanizer? show me a woman who doesn't ant to be 'womanized' and i'll stop.

i forgot to add that those lines usually follow an evening of stimulating and charasmatic conversation. and booze.

 

[egg_]

John-out-of-Stoat had an office romance that ended up in marriage and parenthood. She got a different job a few months after the romance started though

 

[quackster]

"if we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

 

[ms.b.haven]

and rohypnol

i forgot to add that those lines usually follow an evening of stimulating and charasmatic conversation. and booze.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

and rohypnol

lady, what have you got against me?

 

[ms.b.haven]

my ass

lady, what have you got against me?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

my ass

for all i know, you could be a boy. i'm not going to ask you out until i'm sure you're a proper lady.

 

[pad]

Obviously Pad needs some help here, Who is she? not one of those UCD coldspoon girls is it?

coldspoon girls don't exist to my knowledge.
no surprisingly enough its for work. i need really coarse kind of chat up lines. but not too rude you see.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

coldspoon girls don't exist to my knowledge.
no surprisingly enough its for work. i need really coarse kind of chat up lines. but not too rude you see.

what's wrong with your personality? you're a lovely chap... or is that part of the problem?

 

[ms.b.haven]

shucks, what a shame...and hey i've nothing against you? why would you think that? and why do you think i'm a boy?

for all i know, you could be a boy. i'm not going to ask you out until i'm sure you're a proper lady.

 

[Ed]

Will ye be wi me maeee?