chat up lines (1 Viewer)

[choking_tara]

cheesiest???

 

[#10-7]

John-out-of-Stoat had an office romance that ended up in marriage and parenthood. She got a different job a few months after the romance started though

jesus, does his wife know?

anyway best chat up line:
"y'know, ye don't sweat much for a fat bird..."

 

[Ex-User (250)]

shucks, what a shame...and hey i've nothing against you? why would you think that? and why do you think i'm a boy?

prove you're not someone just made up by someone else who posts here.

 

[Ed]

why do you think i'm a boy?

hag's been caught out too many times

 

[ms.b.haven]

do ye not like a hint of mystery about a girl?

 

[ms.b.haven]

what you mean like you? i'm not that sad. ok how do i prove it, and i'm NOT posting a pic

prove you're not someone just made up by someone else who posts here.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hag's been caught out too many times

i just think she's made up by lorcanzo or something.

 

[Zeelander]

My best chat-up line is <innocent> Is it ok if I kip in yours? Don't get any ideas or anything though. </innocent>
Works like a flippin charm.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

what you mean like you? i'm not that sad. ok how do i prove it, and i'm NOT posting a pic

post a pic.

 

[pad]

what's wrong with your personality? you're a lovely chap... or is that part of the problem?

i never said there was anything wrong with my personality. but thanks anyway.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

My best chat-up line is <innocent> Is it ok if I kip in yours? Don't get any ideas or anything though. </innocent>
Works like a flippin charm.

hi-5. if i'm too far from home, that works a treat too <innocent> i don't think i have enough money for a taxi </innocent>

 

[Ed]

i just think she's made up by lorcanzo or something.

i figure half the posters on thumped are lorcanzo, including you, i may be lorcanzo too. he's evil him

 

[ms.b.haven]

not a chance in blue hell. think of some other way

post a pic.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i never said there was anything wrong with my personality. but thanks anyway.

ah here, no need to be touchy. i meant you are a nice guy but maybe too nice for this girl? you said you needed some brash lines or something?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

not a chance in blue hell. think of some other way

i don't know how you'll do it, but until you do, no haggy love for you. them's the rules.

 

[Zeelander]

hi-5. if i'm too far from home, that works a treat too

Oh look, I've accidentally started walking in the direction of your place because I was so engrossed in our conversation...

 

[ms.b.haven]

no haggy love. oh god, do women actually entertain your advances in real life?

i don't know how you'll do it, but until you do, no haggy love for you. them's the rules.

 

[choking_tara]

post a pic

A pic of hag in a dress is more than I can stomach this afternoon....

 

[#10-7]

i figure half the posters on thumped are lorcanzo, including you, i may be lorcanzo too. he's evil him

nope, i'm not misbehaving this time...
however having moderator rights and ready IP address's is very interesting...
*snigger*

 

[egg_]

Stephen-out-of-Stoat ran out of ideas once after going to back to some girl's house and talking and drinking for hours ... so he sent her a text that said 'DO U FANCY A SHAG'
She did, as it turned out