I think we can track the whole thing back, like the whole fall of the British empire and all of this tired business, to Right Said Fred getting to number 1 with "Too Sexy". That was just the beginning of the end, if you ask me. It all fucken started there.
It's so messed up, it's actually great fun. Let me see, is this correct?
May, who was originally anti-Brexit, has been pushing for Brexit. When she delivered a sort of plan for Brexit, ot wasn't good enough for some people so before she pushed it through, she said feck it, this isn't gonna happen, let's go back to talk to Angela and see if we can sort something better. Then there's a vote of confidence, as pushed for by the hardliners in her own party.
If May goes <scccchhhhh cutting neck sound> a NEW PM will need to either start over (but Juncker said no way to that), have a "no deal" situation (disastrous economically), or campaign to remain.
If she WINS, they'll get the soft Brexit they don't want. But if she LOSES, there'll a likelihood to be a disastrous Brexit or no Brexit at all!