Being Felt up by a Stranger at a Gig - GUYS ONLY THREAD (3 Viewers)

[Reets]

I'm just sitting here wondering why the fuck I didn't get it on with that chick.
Sure she wasn't that great looking.
But... I was a guy.
Not gay.
No girlfriend.
And about 22 years old.

And she wanted boom boom?

What the fuck sort of prudish prick was I?
I think it must have been to do with the aftermath or something.
Or the fact she looked like my ex.

But jesus. A free ride?
One hopes one would overlook such trivia.
Fuck sake.

maybe cos if you did you'd have been her bitch?

 

[snakybus]

maybe cos if you did you'd have been her bitch?

that can only be a good thing...

I feel your regret, flashback

 

[CitySickness]

This happened me once but I was looking over her shoulder and could see that the bar was closing (yes I keep my eyes open) so I pushed her away and went to the bar (I figured I could find her again in the crowd but the bar was unlikely to re-open). Naturally no sign of her afterwards.

This is pretty much as good a summary of my experience is sexual matters as you are likely to find.

Yeah yeah, did you get a drink though?

 

[Reets]

that can only be a good thing...

that's what i was thinking too, but some people are just strange, don't want to judge though.

 

[flashback]

maybe cos if you did you'd have been her bitch?

Oh jesus.


Now you're just making it worse.
Think of the humiliating things she could have done to me.
The costumes she would have made me wear.
The cupboards she would have locked me in until I learned to "do it properly".




Hold on.
Just have to go to the jacks.
Back in five.

 

[Jerry Twig]

You act like you felt violated I is John, but you still felt the need to lash it up on Thumped in capital letters?
mmmmm

 

[killy kill]

thought the thread was 'FELT UP BY THE STRANGE GUY AT A GIG'

disappointed now

 

[Lili Marlene]

You act like you felt violated I is John, but you still felt the need to lash it up on Thumped in capital letters?
mmmmm

I felt pissed off at the time cos it was ruining the band.
Then I got over it.

Then I thought it might make a mildly amusing thread on the thumped.com internet forum when I got into work on Tuesday

I apologise if, contrary to my belief, it in fact was not threadworthy.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Ah it's definitely threadworthy - it's flying along nicely.
You should have booted her in the hole though if it was bothering you.

 

[the strange guy]

A girl I was once friendly with would occasionally walk past me and
brush her tits off my back. It would happen at gigs and packed
bars, but when it started happening at sessions and then more open
spaces and done more forcefully I knew something was up.

It's fucking horrible and a very difficult subject to bring up because
as a bloke you're expected to be down for this kind of carry on but
it's just not appropriate, especially when she's wearing a stiff wired
bra. If I wanted to rub a coat hanger off my back I'd jump into my
Ma's wardrobe, thanks very much.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

A girl I was once friendly with would occasionally walk past me and
brush her tits off my back.

Is it me or is this the world's most uncomfortable sensation.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Yeah yeah, did you get a drink though?

No.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

A girl I was once friendly with would occasionally walk past me and
brush her tits off my back. It would happen at gigs and packed
bars, but when it started happening at sessions and then more open
spaces and done more forcefully I knew something was up.

It's fucking horrible and a very difficult subject to bring up because
as a bloke you're expected to be down for this kind of carry on but
it's just not appropriate, especially when she's wearing a stiff wired
bra. If I wanted to rub a coat hanger off my back I'd jump into my
Ma's wardrobe, thanks very much.

Was she in bits?

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Is it me or is this the world's most uncomfortable sensation.

 

[the strange guy]

Was she in bits?

Defo not my type, not to mention that she was going out with my mate at the time.

 

[the strange guy]

Is it me or is this the world's most uncomfortable sensation.

You've never had an STD test?

It is mad uncomfortable though but something that could arguably
be explained away as 'nothing', but try rubbing your crotch off
a girl you know regularly and see how long you get away with it.
I've never made it past two or three times before being snared.

 

[snakybus]

Is it me or is this the world's most uncomfortable sensation.

bizarre

I think it might be just you, nailer

 

[Jerry Twig]

Defo not my type, not to mention that she was going out with my mate at the time.

ah now that's rather an important detail there that you omitted

 

[the strange guy]

ah now that's rather an important detail there that you omitted

Yeh, sorry.

 

[flashback]

I'll tell you uncomfortable.
Sitting on a doctor's table, in only your jocks, on that crinkly white paper, while a creepy gay doctor asks you repeatedly "are you gay" while he is feeling over you all over the shop while not wearing gloves with cold clammy hands.

Are you gay?
No.
feel feel feel
Do you have sex with men?
No.
Feel feel.
Have you had sex with a man over the last few months.
No.
Have you ever had sex with a man?
No.
Move your leg there. How about bisexual? What you tell your Doctor is confidential. Are you gay? When did you last have a HIV test?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.


I have never wanted someone to be wearing latex gloves so badly in my life.