Being Felt up by a Stranger at a Gig - GUYS ONLY THREAD (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

hold on, is this whole thread bogus? was there actually no toouchyfeely?
what a fucking rip off. you set the whole men against inappropriate touching by females at gigs (or MAITFAG) back decades. i'm telling the other two members right now.

 

[Jill Hives]

My new plan is to feel up everyone.

 

[Hector Grey]

My new plan is to feel up everyone.

step off, sister. men have boundaries too, you know

 

[Lili Marlene]

hold on, is this whole thread bogus? was there actually no toouchyfeely?
what a fucking rip off.

eh.... what?

anyway, it's ok for strangers to feel me up if they sing that Prince song while doing it.

 

[La La]

the other night at Luke Vibert a dude groped my male friend's crotch then tried to go for one of my boobs.

what a chancer, eh?

an equal opportunities groper

 

[ann post]

fair play to anyone who managed to feign sympathy on this thread.

 

[Franco]

I grope myself at gigs.

 

[rettucs]

the other night at Luke Vibert a dude groped my male friend's crotch then tried to go for one of my boobs.

what a chancer, eh?

an equal opportunities groper

he would have been if he'd lunged for both boobs. As it was I'm sure one feels mightily left out

 

[JohnnyRaz]

the other night at Luke Vibert a dude groped my male friend's crotch then tried to go for one of my boobs.

what a chancer, eh?

an equal opportunities groper

fair play. hes a beacon of egalitarianism. he probably groped a few black guys or a granny in a wheelchair on the way out.

 

[jimmybreeze]

... , typically in a public place such as a crowded train, or at a rock concert. In common speech frotteurism is called groping though this term may sometimes be used for consensual Frottage.

Do Heaven 17 and ABC count as good?

Frottage Cheese

 

[Vinnie]

This might be the stupidest thread on the internet

 

[Lili Marlene]

as always, thanks for your support Vinnie

 

[Jill Hives]

This might be the stupidest thread on the internet

Nah, surely one that I started is....

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Nah, surely one that I started is....

i would've said one of the poo ones

 

[flashback]

a chick jumped me in a gig and jammed her tongue down my throat.
But she had a tongue piercing, and I thought somehow her earing or something fell into my mouth, so I reefed myself away from her, and started gagging because I thought I swallowed said earing since I couldn;t feel it in my mouth any more.

So I'm standing in the gig, bent over slightly, gagging, with one arm fending your one off, and your one gives me a second, and then asks if I am interested.


I almost went with her just out of respect for her determination. But she was a bit monged. And Irish. Can't be kissing Irish girls.
Shudder.

 

[Lili Marlene]

a chick jumped me in a gig and jammed her tongue down my throat.
But she had a tongue piercing, and I thought somehow her earing or something fell into my mouth, so I reefed myself away from her, and started gagging because I thought I swallowed said earing since I couldn;t feel it in my mouth any more.

So I'm standing in the gig, bent over slightly, gagging, with one arm fending your one off, and your one gives me a second, and then asks if I am interested.

very much puts my story to shame, my girl could learn a lot from her. We should double date.

 

[flashback]

very much puts my story to shame, my girl could learn a lot from her. We should double date.

nah, she wasn't a total stranger. I had never spoken to her. But I knew her to see around college, and I double taked her at least once, because I thought she was someone else.

I blame myself for my tongueing.

She did catch me by surprise at the gig though. I'll give her that.

She'd be a good parent if you needed your kid to take medicine. She's have that spoon of syrupy goo jammed in there before the nipper knew what the fuck was happening.

 

[ernesto]

just 10 mins ago a hot girl in lidl tried to swallow my elbow with her boobies. she claimed she was reaching for tomatoes.
yeah right, 'hot girl', if that is your real name.
bitch.

 

[flashback]

I'm just sitting here wondering why the fuck I didn't get it on with that chick.
Sure she wasn't that great looking.
But... I was a guy.
Not gay.
No girlfriend.
And about 22 years old.

And she wanted boom boom?

What the fuck sort of prudish prick was I?
I think it must have been to do with the aftermath or something.
Or the fact she looked like my ex.

But jesus. A free ride?
One hopes one would overlook such trivia.
Fuck sake.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

a chick jumped me in a gig and jammed her tongue down my throat.

This happened me once but I was looking over her shoulder and could see that the bar was closing (yes I keep my eyes open) so I pushed her away and went to the bar (I figured I could find her again in the crowd but the bar was unlikely to re-open). Naturally no sign of her afterwards.

This is pretty much as good a summary of my experience is sexual matters as you are likely to find.