Being Felt up by a Stranger at a Gig - GUYS ONLY THREAD (2 Viewers)

[snakybus]

how did you know he was gay? did he close his eyes when you french-kissed him? that's how you know for sure.

 

[Reets]

I have never wanted someone to be wearing latex gloves so badly in my life.

didn't the doc in "the hand that rocks the cradle" get fired for going gloveless? sounds like he had his wicked way with you!!

 

[flashback]

how did you know he was gay? did he close his eyes when you french-kissed him? that's how you know for sure.

He just payed me a score to suck his knob half an hour previously.

I dunno. He was one of those clipped, waxed down hair, Republican gay guys with a small dog.
Don't question my gaydar Snaky.
I was right and he was wrong.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

bizarre

I think it might be just you, nailer

I don't believe this for a second.
You can't jump away, you cant push back either you just get to stand like a deer in the headlights.
No way is anything about that comfortable.

 

[snakybus]

I don't believe this for a second.
You can't jump away, you cant push back either you just get to stand like a deer in the headlights.
No way is anything about that comfortable.

you've been given shoulder blades, man

use 'em!

haha

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Are you gay?
No.
feel feel feel
Do you have sex with men?
No.
Feel feel.
Have you had sex with a man over the last few months.
No.
Have you ever had sex with a man?
No.
Move your leg there. How about bisexual? What you tell your Doctor is confidential. Are you gay? When did you last have a HIV test?

perhaps he was worried about something like this

 

[Mormon Nailer]

you've been given shoulder blades, man

use 'em!

haha

Anyone else hate the sound of tits being rubbed on a blackboard? I hate that too.

 

[the strange guy]

perhaps he was worried about something like this

FUCK'S SAKE!

 

[Reets]

Anyone else hate the sound of tits being rubbed on a blackboard? I hate that too.

yep, think i might have mentioned it on the irrational fear tread. just one of the many problems i've noticed with all girl schools.

 

[flashback]

in case anyone is getting the wrong message, if any girls need to jam their tits into something my back, or indeed any other part of my body, is open for business.

 

[avernus]

I was right and he was wrong.

Maybe you were right and he was left?

 

[Jerry Twig]

Maybe you were right and he was left?

left hanging

 

[evil bandit]

I was at gig last Thursday and some girl started trying to kiss me.......... it was my girlfriend though so that was cool.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

If I wanted to rub a coat hanger off my back I'd jump into my
Ma's wardrobe, thanks very much.

Do you not have hangers in your own wardrobe?

 

[the strange guy]

I keep my clothes in a black bag under a bridge.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Just wondering. I'm selling some hangers. PM me.

 

[dleacht]

Just wondering. I'm selling some hangers. PM me.

Don't pay!!! Pennys give you them for free if you ask nicely. bags of them

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Congratulations, you've just blown the wholesale side of my entire hanger operation.

 

[rettucs]

I was at gig last Thursday and some girl started trying to kiss me.......... it was my girlfriend though so that was cool.

no, not cool. Get a room

 

[dleacht]

Congratulations, you've just blown the wholesale side of my entire hanger operation.

Sorry... Maybe you should approach Pennys for sales?? If they are giving them away I'm sure they'll need to buy more. 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001cent per item is the going rate I hear????